The Daily Beast:
Comedian Chelsea Handler has made it clear in the past that if she had been in Ivanka Trump’s shoes, she would have done whatever it took to prevent her own father from running for president. “As a woman, I would never let my father run for president, knowing what I know about my father,” she told Conan O’Brien earlier this year. “But my father’s not even half as bad as Donald Trump.”
“But your father isn’t normal. And I know this because my father isn’t normal either,” Handler continued. “He’s also a crazy, narcissistic bullshit artist, who just like your father probably has syphilis.” Like Trump, she described her own father as a “horny geriatric with no moral compass who imported a hot immigrant wife,” asking, “Sound familiar, Ivanka?”
“But the one thing my father is not is the president of the United States,” Handler said. “He doesn’t have the power to pull out of the Paris accord, he barely has the power to pull out of his Jamaican night nurse.”
Chelsea Handler offers Ivanka a two step, sure fire solution to, “instantly fix your dementia-ridden, fat father problems.” Step One: “Put him in a nursing home” Step Two: “Walk away.”
Just by the by, Donald will be slumming at Camp David for the first time with Melania on Father’s Day, but the White House press release failed to state where Trump’s children will be. Maybe they never spend holidays with their father, not that we would be surprised.