Breitbart announced, in the most Bretibartian way, that Steve Bannon—best known for his resemblance to a demon found inside of a whiskey barrel—has been ousted from his position in the Trump administration. The title of the article is “Report: Steve Bannon out of White House, Submitted Resignation August 7.” See, he wasn’t fired, you’re fired! You can imagine the confusion and dismay rattling through the “deep-state”-conspiracy-addled minds of Breitbart regulars. Here’s some choice comments going on right now.
Da Trumpstah says:
I just dont get it!? How can we support him when bannon was one of the main reasons we elected him!?
I don’t get it either man. So crazy dude.
Rob explains some important political realities:
The only thing that can derail Trump's reelection bid in 2020 is if he loses his mojo and starts capitulating to the vicious, socialist, ethnocentric, hateful media and left. President Trump, honor the promises you made on the campaign trail, and you are a lock in 2020. Your words are correct: there is evil on both sides, and Muslims are literally destroying Europe! We the people are behind you, Mr. President, so don't lose your mojo.
Don’t lose your mojo, man. But, if you do, I heard a young Taye Diggs can find it for you.
Reality 101, brought some harsh reality 101:
That's just it. He won't keep his promises w/o people around him fighting for them! Been following the wall funding negotiations? He asked for $1.6B......for a $20-30 BILLION wall.......
Bannon was the only one FIGHTING for the campaign promises Trump won on. Now NO ONE in W.H. to do that....…
Trump and Bannon were like Romeo and Juliet. It was just them against the world, y’all.
gordonfreeman was a little more “blunt” in his analysis:
FCKU Jared Kushner -- FCKU Ivanka you BIATCH!
This administration is dominated by Democrats & Neo-Cons
Gary Cohn --Liberal NY Democrat
McMaster --NeoCon General
Powell --Hillary Clinton ally
Kelly --another NeoCon General
Pence --eRINO --MAKE NO MISTAKE Pence got rid of Gen Flynn which got this shitz going.
But, JARED KUSHNER brought in Cohn & opposed Bannon.
Him & his FCKG WIFE IVANKA!
I think you’re having problems with your “caps lock” button, gordon.
Cat is having a rough time:
I'm so sick to my stomach right now. I weep for America under the RINO Globalist agenda. What a betrayal to all good Patriot
It’s true. All good Patriot is probably feeling pretty betrayed right now. Things got semi-anti-Semitic for a while, but moved on to wondering who was left (Gorka and Miller and Conway), and who could be added to shore up the giant, gin-soaked puddle left by Bannon’s departure.
Billy the Adult felt Ann Coulter was probably like reaching for the moon.
Coulter is great but probably too smart for the WH snake pit.
When Ann Coulter stands too high above, you are in a very dark place. One of Breitbart’s editors had this to say:
What is it good for?