Hi there my fellow Sanders Revolutionaries! Is our Revolution going full speed or what?
I mean it’s like SO awesome that the study came out showing that we single handed stopped that awful corrupt DNC Hilary from being President because we voted for Trump in the general! But we like, had to, man. Because she’s like so corrupt and stuff, you know. Like money is like so bad and stuff, man.
Now that we have Trump just like our hero Susan Sarandon said, Trump will like totally usher in the Revolution, man! We’re like totally on our way and stuff, man!
Now nevermind that Trump is actually President. That’s like such a bummer man. You know? And losing the Supreme Court for a generation. So lame. Oh, and Congress too. Yeah, wow, that like sucks and stuff, you know?
But like, you know, we gotta get through this and stuff, man. That’s how we Revolution! The more Bernie diaries that are written, the faster we get there, man!
So let’s continue to support Bernie and all his candidates because their record of winning is like so stellar and stuff, man. Like, wow! Bernie is so cool! He’s still the most popular politician in the USA! He like totally has plans to bring about our glorious people’s revolution. It's gonna change everything man!