This is being set up for future publication as Irma approaches the Florida Keys. I join all decent people in hoping that Floridians are safe and their recovery from this storm will be as swift as possible.
And in hoping that Trump won’t get in the way too much when he shows up next week to hand out eclipse glasses.
Every morning the President of the United States wakes up and thinks, "The American people need meto tweet."â Nell Scovell (@NellSco) September 6, 2017
Every morning the President of the United States wakes up and thinks, "The American people need meto tweet."
Putting Trump in charge of diplomacy is like getting a face-eating virus to do a makeup tutorial. Best case scenario: it does nothing.â Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 3, 2017
Putting Trump in charge of diplomacy is like getting a face-eating virus to do a makeup tutorial. Best case scenario: it does nothing.
*North Korea starts nuclear war*Trump: People are congratulating me for totally seeing this comingâ Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 3, 2017
*North Korea starts nuclear war*Trump: People are congratulating me for totally seeing this coming
After failing to show empathy, Donald Trump asks Alec Baldwin to go to Houston and pretend to have empathy on his behalf.â Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) September 3, 2017
After failing to show empathy, Donald Trump asks Alec Baldwin to go to Houston and pretend to have empathy on his behalf.
Scariest Halloween costumes 2017:- the ghost of democracy- Bannon's liver - slutty Nazi- Trump pushing a red button- Stephen Millerâ MoaNaSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 3, 2017
Scariest Halloween costumes 2017:- the ghost of democracy- Bannon's liver - slutty Nazi- Trump pushing a red button- Stephen Miller
Soon Trump will be rating wildfires on a scale from 1-10 based on how hot they are.â Ally Maynard (@missmayn) September 3, 2017
Soon Trump will be rating wildfires on a scale from 1-10 based on how hot they are.
I have no sympathy for these kids.Their parents broke the law.They don't have jobs.They cost taxpayers money.Deport Eric & Don Jr.â Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) September 4, 2017
I have no sympathy for these kids.Their parents broke the law.They don't have jobs.They cost taxpayers money.Deport Eric & Don Jr.
Louise Mensch has really cracked the code on this one pic.twitter.com/jcxmFd4Y7dâ Gric Earland (@thetomzone) September 3, 2017
Louise Mensch has really cracked the code on this one pic.twitter.com/jcxmFd4Y7d
Immigrants often perform jobs other Americans won't, like working in meat processing or being married to Donald Trumpâ Erin ð¶Gloriað¶ Ryan (@morninggloria) September 5, 2017
Immigrants often perform jobs other Americans won't, like working in meat processing or being married to Donald Trump
TRUMP: âÂÂWe shouldnâÂÂt reward children whose parents are criminals. Except Ivanka, Don, Jr. & Eric. You can take Tiffany.â #DACA #DefendDACAâ Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) September 5, 2017
TRUMP: âÂÂWe shouldnâÂÂt reward children whose parents are criminals. Except Ivanka, Don, Jr. & Eric. You can take Tiffany.â #DACA #DefendDACA
My thoughts are w/ all affected by today's announcement ending DACA, including whoever had to clean up Jeff Sessions' jizz from the podium.â Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) September 5, 2017
My thoughts are w/ all affected by today's announcement ending DACA, including whoever had to clean up Jeff Sessions' jizz from the podium.
Sarah Sanders is defending the actions of Jeff Sessions just because she enjoys the cookies he makes in his treehouse. #PressBriefingâ Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) September 5, 2017
Sarah Sanders is defending the actions of Jeff Sessions just because she enjoys the cookies he makes in his treehouse. #PressBriefing
Dog. D. O. G. Say it. Dog. pic.twitter.com/7a7MI8fottâ Ron Perlman (@perlmutations) September 6, 2017
Dog. D. O. G. Say it. Dog. pic.twitter.com/7a7MI8fott
It's funny watching the GOP treat Trump as some conservative traitor and not an impulsive goon who doesn't know what the hell he's doing.â Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) September 6, 2017
It's funny watching the GOP treat Trump as some conservative traitor and not an impulsive goon who doesn't know what the hell he's doing.
Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.â Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 6, 2017
Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.
Getting your news from InfoWars is like getting medical advice from an old bucket of potato salad that's been left in the sun for six weeksâ elan gale (@theyearofelan) September 7, 2017
Getting your news from InfoWars is like getting medical advice from an old bucket of potato salad that's been left in the sun for six weeks
Try to imagine the Mariachi & Gangsta Rap playlist Satan has already picked out as background music for his eternal torment of Jeff Sessionsâ John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 6, 2017
Try to imagine the Mariachi & Gangsta Rap playlist Satan has already picked out as background music for his eternal torment of Jeff Sessions
I agree that children of ppl who got to the US thru deception & violence should not be here which is why we must deport all white peopleâ Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 6, 2017
I agree that children of ppl who got to the US thru deception & violence should not be here which is why we must deport all white people
"I'll take 'Headlines I Never Thought I'd See Outside Of A Bad Dog Movie' for $500, Alex." pic.twitter.com/gyYtgWc43Yâ Ochumare (@Nomtastic) September 7, 2017
"I'll take 'Headlines I Never Thought I'd See Outside Of A Bad Dog Movie' for $500, Alex." pic.twitter.com/gyYtgWc43Y
Donald Trump, Jr. can't take a shit right now because he spent the day lying his ass off.â Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) September 8, 2017
Donald Trump, Jr. can't take a shit right now because he spent the day lying his ass off.
DAMN DEMOCRATS TRICKED TRUMP INTO NOT DESTROYING THE ECONOMY AND HELPING VICTIMS OF HARVEY. THEY DON'T CARE WHO THEY HELP!â LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) September 7, 2017
DAMN DEMOCRATS TRICKED TRUMP INTO NOT DESTROYING THE ECONOMY AND HELPING VICTIMS OF HARVEY. THEY DON'T CARE WHO THEY HELP!
A couple of "once in 500 years" storms make sense because 2017 has already felt 10,000 years long.â Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) September 7, 2017
A couple of "once in 500 years" storms make sense because 2017 has already felt 10,000 years long.
Trump introduces Ivanka at tax reform event: She said "Daddy, can I go with you?" https://t.co/gYKs2sJB1T pic.twitter.com/O7zHE89r09â The Hill (@thehill) September 7, 2017
Trump introduces Ivanka at tax reform event: She said "Daddy, can I go with you?" https://t.co/gYKs2sJB1T pic.twitter.com/O7zHE89r09
Could have been far worse.She could have asked, "Daddy, can I come too?" https://t.co/oPm5S5XnSRâ Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) September 7, 2017
Could have been far worse.She could have asked, "Daddy, can I come too?" https://t.co/oPm5S5XnSR
If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do pic.twitter.com/YE4o3lXq5Aâ Manataerys Stormborn (@SaveTheMayotee) September 8, 2017
If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do pic.twitter.com/YE4o3lXq5A
We've reached the point in the Trump administration where the GOP finally understands how Melania feels.â Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 7, 2017
We've reached the point in the Trump administration where the GOP finally understands how Melania feels.
Betsy DeVos knows today's students need protection from three things: Public education, rape victims, and bears.â Bess Kalb (@bessbell) September 8, 2017
Betsy DeVos knows today's students need protection from three things: Public education, rape victims, and bears.
Overheard:Donald Trump: Climate change isn't real!Mother Nature: Here, hold my covfefe.â George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 9, 2017
Overheard:Donald Trump: Climate change isn't real!Mother Nature: Here, hold my covfefe.
Donald Trump Jr always looks like he's holding a golf ball in his mouth pic.twitter.com/LJ8qx258W0â no great matter (@BringDaNoyz) September 9, 2017
Donald Trump Jr always looks like he's holding a golf ball in his mouth pic.twitter.com/LJ8qx258W0
âÂÂUh, no sir, I ItâÂÂs a âÂÂCategory 5â not âÂÂShe looks like a 5.âÂÂâ pic.twitter.com/deUYPQrfhoâ jordan ð¹ð¹ (@JordanUhl) September 10, 2017
âÂÂUh, no sir, I ItâÂÂs a âÂÂCategory 5â not âÂÂShe looks like a 5.âÂÂâ pic.twitter.com/deUYPQrfho
Hillary should have never said some Trump supporters belong in a "Basket of Deplorables" when they actually belong in these boxes. pic.twitter.com/0zq1C029H8â Schooley (@Rschooley) September 4, 2017
Hillary should have never said some Trump supporters belong in a "Basket of Deplorables" when they actually belong in these boxes. pic.twitter.com/0zq1C029H8
I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames pic.twitter.com/Pa0cHP5ayjâ Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 8, 2017
I, too, casually arrange photographs of my 100 children to face outwards so I can only see the backs of frames pic.twitter.com/Pa0cHP5ayj
Men who believe in science are 100% sexier than men who don't. It's science.â Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) September 8, 2017
Men who believe in science are 100% sexier than men who don't. It's science.
If you're feeling worn down, remember that that's the plan. They are TRYING to wear you down. Drink a can of Fuck Those Guys and keep going.â Ali Davis (@Ali_Davis) September 5, 2017
If you're feeling worn down, remember that that's the plan. They are TRYING to wear you down. Drink a can of Fuck Those Guys and keep going.
Due to a health issue I won’t be able to reply to comments for a little while. Nothing serious, but I need to go offline for a few hours. Thanks for taking time to peruse this week’s collection of LOL.