SAD! President Dotard could have solved his current PR problem(s) by being even more Donny the Terrible.
Orange Menace could have sent his now disgraced minions like Mnuchin, (Price*), and Pruitt to do their respective cabinet jobs in/from Puerto Rico by sending them all in the same government jet to PR to telecommute their jobs while assisting in relief efforts.
Heck Don, send Rick “Oops” Perry there to supervise grid renewal, and rather than cold-shouldering Gary Cohn because of his Charlottesville dissent, make him lead a plan to solve the PR debt, since you’re now only making federal deficits more obvious.
How GOP-1%-philanthropic would it be to use your personal Boeing 757 to assist in relief efforts, Don. It’s just like the $1 billion you will personally receive from your tax reform proposal. You could write it off as a deduction. Isn’t it just sitting in a hangar or is it facilitating money laundering like your oligarch buddies’ planes.
And on issues of JOBS! Agent Orange could have sent Arpaio and Clarke to help enforce martial law and supervise FEMA-camp construction in PR since they’re so good at managing such facilities.
And Sarah Palin can see Cuba from there.
And Mango Mussolini could have rationalized the $80 billion increase of the MIC budget by mobilizing a better military response, rather than trying to get cheap points by dithering for days about the Jones Act and allowing us to observe that shipping companies were more important than a territory larger in population than at least 20 states. He could have preemptively made preparations to send the USNS Comfort hospital ship since it took five extra days and HRC’s prodding to finally get that done.
But god-emperor Lord Dampnut decided to settle old scores and excite the base by choosing to attack the NFL and specifically try the race-patriot card.
Instead he insults PR for having poor infrastructure and territorial debt because of his golf course bankruptcy, essentially blaming them for being in the path of Hurricane Maria.
Instead, Giant Yam tries to close the US embassy in Cuba, wants to foment an invasion of Venezuela, and then there’s that whole triangulation gambit with an even Moore-Strange election in Alabama.
Don, you can’t even do authoritarianism right.
Loser.
Thattaboy, Pricey!
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