Election declared a tie based on someone digging up a spare, though doubtful, R ballot.
www.rawstory.com/...
Becomes a coin toss.
Because a coin toss is so scientifically random.
Nobody could ever manipulate it, nor would anyone ever try if they could. Politicians being such ladies and gentlemen.
And it's the rulz, tough titty.
Would anyone count a dubious D ballot as a vote? Would even we ask them to?
Reckon the outcome of that coin toss won't be hard to guess.
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