Chapter 37: The Path, And How To Walk It — Basic Rules and Regulations To Teach The Humans. Some Notes From Mistress Claw’s Private Diaries.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like .
- If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, spiders, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
- There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
- It should not need to be said, but ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or not.
Teach the human that Fake Throws are shabby, and will not be tolerated.
Teaching the human that the Third Breakfast announcement should be made respectfully at The Crypt.
Teaching the human that their Daily Magic Potion should be consumed from the main Homage Cup.
Teaching the human that their only breakfast should be consumed from a Homage Bowl.
Teach the human that the first walk of the day should be wild and wonderful.
Teach the human to say good bye properly, before they depart from your magnificent presence.
Teach the human that the Furry actually are miraculous.
Yes, the Furry actually do walk on water…
Teach the human to respect water.
Teach the human to see the beauty of water.
Teach the human to walk with grace when they go about the world.
Teach the human to respect the Committee of Walking Judges.
Teach the human that judges are everywhere, judging.
Teach the human the grace of a Dance Walk.
Sometimes the human needs to be taught under close supervision.
Make sure many supervisors are available to refine the human’s walkabout.
Teach the humans that documenting backyard adventures is a good talent to cultivate.
Teach the humans that selfies are also for Furries, while walking.
Teach the human how much rainbows love the Furry.