So this was the week that Pepsico announced the introduction of Doritos that will not offend delicate feminine sensibilities by crunching when eaten. Because apparently someone at the company saw two Women’s Marches and the #MeToo movement and decided that what women want is to be quieter.
As I develop my Pudding for Men, which will come in beer and whiskey flavors and include a loaded gun in every box, let’s all see what Twitter was up to this week...