When critters have seriously perplexing questions, they ask Sirius.
Hey Sirius, how can I appear more refined?
Use proper language;
spend time with sophisticated types;
immerse one’s self in culture;
and maybe fudge the truth a bit.
Hey Sirius, what should I plant in my garden this spring?
Fruit,
vegetables
and flowers
so you can eat healthfully.
and beautify your surroundings.
Be sure to water diligently
and protect against pests.