A story which will have little impact on the future the American experiment, but may well be remembered as a milestone moment in the history of stone dumbfuckedness:
Kellyanne Conway, rumored to be Hope Hicks’ replacement as White House Communications Director, is meanwhile spending her spare time Leading the president's efforts to combat opioid addiction. And, despite ignoring every expert in the field, she’s come up with something other than slabbing dope dealers: ice cream!
Ms. Conway may have intuited the flaw in Nancy Reagan’s famous admonition to “Just Say No,” as she's come up with some suggestions for things addicts might say “Yes!” to.
“On our college campuses, your folks are reading the labels, won’t put any sugar in their body, they don’t eat carbs anymore, and they’re very, very fastidious about what goes into their body — and then you buy a street drug for $5 or $10 and it’s laced with fentanyl, and that’s it,” she said.
‘My short advice is, as somebody double your age, eat the ice cream, have the French fry, don’t buy the street drug.’
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Who knew solving the opioid crisis could be so simple? Chronic pain and doctors pushing Pharma profits have led you to a dependence you never imagined? Racked by withdrawal shakes and vomiting? Looking for anything, anything to make your private hell a tiny bit more bearable?
Well, look no further than your grocer’s freezer case or the Mickey D’s takeout window. Heck, maybe she’ll even don her Inauguration uniform and roller skate them out to your car.