Look, your kitty can’t spend all day sleeping. I mean, they can, sure but maybe they don't want to all the time. There are lots of things to do while you aren’t looking. Lately, Freddie tells me, they have been looking into things. Checking things out. Seeing what’s what. “If you just trust everything they tell you,” he said to me with a knowing glint in his eye, “you’ll never know the truth.”
“Wait.” I said. “Who’s ‘They?’”
“You know. They.” He winked at me like I knew what he meant.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
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There are lots of mysteries out there. Known unknowns. Unknown known unknowns. Known unknown known knowns. Known...OK, you get it. The pooties have had to put their detective hats on.
They hit the books.
They took a nap.
OK — never mind about that. They don’t have to justify themselves to you!
Ahem.
They got back to work.
Did you know there’s a creature in the Pacific Northwest who lurks in the forests and in out of focus photographs? Its true! It’s known for it’s very large feet!
And there’s another creature that’s been seen in the Scottish Highlands and also in, uh, out of focus photographs. This one lurks in the water! The water, human! The. Water.
*Shudder*
Then there’s another creature. You know this one. When you were a pre-teen you saved all your money so you could buy drawings and jewelry featuring this creature. Or, um, maybe that was just me.
And then, of course, is the most illusive of all creatures. The one they really lie about. What do they have to hide? you rightly ask.
The pooties went right to the source to find out.
Blast! Will they never stop lying and hiding the truth?! Will the truth never come out!? Will we have to continue wanting to believe?! Must we take a nap right now?!
Yes. We must.
I’ll be able to read comments, but won’t be able to respond until later tonight. Work, you know. My apologies, again.