Time out for some madcap “Pee Tape” Trump and Comey conversation from, what else, but that paragon of sophistication, The New York Post …
President Trump wanted James Comey to investigate the infamous “pee tape” allegations — to reassure Melania that he hadn’t actually paid Russian hookers to urinate on a hotel bed, the former FBI chief claims in his upcoming book.
“He brought up what he called the ‘golden showers thing’ … adding that it bothered him if there was ‘even a one percent chance’ his wife, Melania, thought it was true,” Comey writes in “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership,” a copy of which was obtained by The Post.
This happened at the same dinner Trump asked for Comey’s loyalty. And Comey takes a nice long slice out of Donald …
Comey said he privately wondered why Melania might think there was even a 1 percent chance the allegations were true, claiming there is “zero chance” his own wife would believe such a claim.
“In what kind of marriage, to what kind of man, does a spouse conclude there is only a 99 percent chance her husband didn’t do that?”
There’s not enough popcorn or wocka wockas in the world to deal with what must be in Comey’s book if this is a teaser.