Here is a gentle reminder of how we do things:
Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People. Neat, huh.
Do not “Troll” the Pootie Peeps Diaries.
Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
If you hate animal diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul; these aren’t to everyone’s taste.
You are welcome to share photos of your own animals, or ones you just like.
If you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help.
Uh — Ten — HUT!
Iz me, Kummandur Pixie,
reportin frum Boot Kamp.
Yu will be pleezd tu heer
dat mozt ub da rekrootz hab masturd
kamuhflawj and hab moobd on tu
a reelaytud subjickt --
da art ub dizguyz.
Mozt ub da rekrootz hab passt
Kamuhflawj 101.
Dere r a few rekrootz hoo r nawt kwyt dere yet.
Meenwhyl, da rezt ub da rekrootz hab moobd
on tu lezzonz on dizguyz,
becuz sum tymz kamuhflawj iz nawt enuf.
Sum rekrootz need moar tym on diz lezzon.
Do nawt worri.
Rome wuz nawt bilt in a dai, yu no.
Gib dem tym, an dey will be
masturz ub dizguyz.
At eez.