Let’s see if I have this straight.
You have had multiple instances where lawmen (Tazwell County Sheriffs, THE EFFING US Secret Service, Tremont Police Department, and others) have either taken your son’s loaded toys away, advised you to not allow your son to have guns, and/or advised you of extraordinarily bizarre behavior by him. They even took his FOID card away (Illinois’ right to carry card) They all got you to promise not to give him his toys back.
Strutting around in a pink woman’s coat, while carrying an AR-15 is strange, even by Central Illinois standards. Exposing one’s privates to your employees doesn’t fall into the category of normal either. Claiming that Tayler Swift is stalking you should have been the final clue. Breaching security at the White House should have been the camel that broke the straw’s back.
Yet, your christian, conservative, home-schooled kid continued to act out on his clearly delusional fantazies and fears, and how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
He promoted himself as being a Sovereign Nation supporter (think Alt-Right, Racist, Trump-supporting, NRA-loving, unstable) and still you gave him back his guns. And how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
He exposed himself in a public pool, wearing a pink woman’s coat, and how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
He claimed he bought Taylor Swift a $10,000 engagement ring, and that she began stalking your son. And how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
His former boss in Colorado affirmed that he was paranoid and delusional. He claimed that police were following him and interfering with his marital plans with Swift. His boss went out of his way to call and warn you that he was unstable and potentially a danger to people and himself. And how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
He repeatedly stated that he did not trust police, he bragged about having access to many guns, and how did you respond? AFTER being instructed not to?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
He managed to steal a BNW Key Fob, stole a new car, and briefly led the police in a car chase. After the chase, he advised the police that they had no authority over him, and how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
And now, you willfully ignorant SOB, instead of showing your face in public, you bravely send out the little lady, your wife, the rat’s birth mommy, to talk about how removing Jesus from the classroom, and not saying daily prayers to your make-believe sky-captain in today’s schools was the direct cause of gun violence and mass murder in public places, including schools. And how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
Before I finish this rant, please explain your logic. You home schooled this little rat, and you send out the little lady to complain about the lack of prayer. So manly of you, so macho, so NRAish. Hiding behind a skirt, are we? So, how did you respond?
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS. not gun. GUNS. As in plural.
Four innocent people are now dead at the hands of the little monster you helped create. And you did help create him, because by re-arming him, you made him a danger to society. The fact that the victims happen to be people of color seems to be ignored, mostly. And how do you respond?
a. Not by searching out the families, the survivors, the loved ones that lost a son, a daughter, a husband, a friend, a lover, a cousin, a fiance, a brother, a sister, or a parent.
b. Not by appearing in public, tearfully, seeking forgiveness or at least making a public apology.
c. Not by issuing a statement that you seriously erred in giving back the rat his loaded weapons, despite repeated police orders and requests.
d. Not by seeking help from your church or your NRA friends or your other conservo-christianist, gun toting, bible-beating, home-schooling friends.
e. Not by offering to contribute to cemetary costs, burial costs, medical and mental health costs of those who surived your little bastard’s unwarranted attacks. Even the bloody Waffle House was humane and human enough to start gathering funds to pay these costs. (over $100k gathered to date. Thanks, Wafflers. You are doing the right thing, unlike some father in central Illinois)
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS.
And that is something that you will have to live with for the rest of your miserable, pointless, blood on your hands life. But at least you live and breath, unlikea 29-year-old restaurant worker Taurean C. Sanderlin, 20-year-old patron Joe R. Perez, 21 year old Deebony Groves, or 23-year-old Akilah Dasilva.
No, your most important step in this bloody, awful mess was this:
YOU GAVE HIM BACK HIS GUNS.
All I can say is that the Church of Ineffable Stupidity is back. And currently, you are our Patron sAin’t.