Now we know what digging holes for French trees does. It makes North Korean Summits go South.
Apparently the Singapore Summit date change may be a ploy to boost hotel occupancy there for Sheldon Adelson’s resort, since Marina Bay Sands reservations are solidly booked for June 12th.
Considering 45*’s obsession with pageantry, you know he wants that roof-top panorama view for ‘the handshake’ backdrop. Hotelier diplomacy as space-to-room-ratio. National policy as hospitality planning.
Trump is trying to blame the delay on a change in the North Korea attitude since its meeting with Chinese president Xi, but it’s more ham-fisted Trumpian diplomacy, trying to do without… diplomats.
Fortunately the precise date wasn’t cast into the commemorative coins.
“North Korea angered by Bolton’s call for ‘Libyan model’ on denuclearisation”.
Trump got played again: “Despite not getting China to agree to trim its overall trade surplus with America” US is dropping tariffs.”
A sinkhole has opened up on the White House lawn -- and the internet wasted no time making jokes about it.
We know where the “spies” are coming from…
Speaking of Sinkholes…