When critters are seriously perplexed, they ask Sirius.
Today the critters have questions about that staple of college life, the fraternity.
Hey Sirius, what is fraternity hazing?
Fraternity hazing often involves the performing of ridiculous and challenging feats,
and sometimes involves excessive drinking.
Hey Sirius, what do some aspire to at frat parties?
Some critters like to celebrate wantonly,
while others seek to make new friends.
Some even hope for romantic encounters.
Often these encounters bring on later regrets.
Hey Sirius, what is a good thing to do the day after a wild frat party?
Hey Sirius, what was last weekend’s race that was way cooler than the Indy 500?