In Trump world it is always the battle of the headlines and horrors, so while Roseanne led the merry band of “jokesters” today, Megyn Kelly was doing her more polished version of classism on her show---y’know, the version with coiffed blonde hair and perpetually rattled pearls.
Ms. Kelly is very concerned today, and unlike Roseanne just jokin’ around, she’s serious as a heart attack...something many can understand considering the state of the union and all the things one could and should be very concerned about.
But Ms. Kelly is not concerned about those things. No. She’s worried that Starbuck’s will become a mecca for the homeless and drug addicts, due to their new policy of allowing folks to use their bathrooms without making a purchase.
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Here’s some of her, eh, pearls of wisdom:
“They’re allowing anyone to stay and use the bathroom even if they don’t buy anything, which has a lot of Starbucks customers saying, ‘Really?'”
“Do you really want to deal with a mass of homeless people, or whoever’s in there, could be drug-addicted, you don’t know,”
My first thought was to wish Ms. Kelly moments of high anxiety as she wonders if she’ll have to pee in her pants if she doesn’t find a bathroom, fast. And then, since it’s my fantasy world, no, she doesn’t find a bathroom fast enough.
Then, since my mind was a wondering down those paths, I wanted to ask her “Now Ms. Kelly, If a “White Santa” needs to urinate and the nearest mall bathroom is a long way away, should we allow him to urinate in the bathroom of a closer store? Or do ya think said store would become overrun with white Santas? Oh, and wink, wink, Megyn, white Santas have been known to nip on the job, so there’s that. I’m very concerned, and I bet you are too.