Sekrit Life: Chapter 2B — Some Tips On The Practice Of The Fine Art Of Cuteness [Rough Draft].
Chapter written at the direction of Fluffy, Master Teacher at Meow University’s Dept. of Floofurry.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like .
- If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, spiders, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
- There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
- It should not need to be said, but ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or not.
Always look better than anything else in the environment.
Always make sure to situate yourself in the center.
Make sure to look at the camera with lots of expectation and warmth.
Make sure to keep that tail always in sight of the camera.
Some times, it helps to wear sparkly things.
Always make sure you feel and look comfortable.
If you have natural glamour, flaunt it!
Always ensure that grooming has occurred before sleeping impetuously.
Always make sure to look directly at the camera.
If wearing a dazzling apparel, be sure to show it off.
Even when caught doing something unlikely, always pass it off as something you meant to do.
Be sure to fulfill all your tasks as committee member, and look groomed and clean while doing it.
Always sit as close to the project at hand, so as to be fully helpful.
Always make sure that your demands are stated with politeness.