This was the week that started with Stephen Miller getting mad and throwing sushi and finished with woodchucks eating Paul Ryan’s car. I guess some other stuff happened, ‘cause I read it on Twitter. Come see..
pic.twitter.com/uHCSpXsDMJâ A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) July 10, 2018
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"There can be only one." pic.twitter.com/FzDsNxumypâ Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) July 10, 2018
"There can be only one." pic.twitter.com/FzDsNxumyp
Every interview with Derschowitz is like a deleted scene from Frost/Nixon when Nixon suddenly contracts rabies.â LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) July 9, 2018
Every interview with Derschowitz is like a deleted scene from Frost/Nixon when Nixon suddenly contracts rabies.
Countdown to Rep Jim Jordan telling reporters, "Have you seen those tight, skimpy outfits that wrestlers parade around in? They were asking for it."â Nell Scovell (@NellSco) July 8, 2018
Countdown to Rep Jim Jordan telling reporters, "Have you seen those tight, skimpy outfits that wrestlers parade around in? They were asking for it."
Got my hands on that anti-Roe v. Wade movie script and I gotta say, itâÂÂs pretty good pic.twitter.com/C6Ouuly8Nbâ Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 8, 2018
Got my hands on that anti-Roe v. Wade movie script and I gotta say, itâÂÂs pretty good pic.twitter.com/C6Ouuly8Nb
Siri: show me fragile masculinity pic.twitter.com/XVtCDKSW5Dâ Nun Ya (@Ishfery) July 8, 2018
Siri: show me fragile masculinity pic.twitter.com/XVtCDKSW5D
I hope this teaches Steve Bannon to stick to visiting adult bookstores where 'his kind' are treated with the utmost respect and civility https://t.co/S8bD7gntrsâ Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) July 8, 2018
I hope this teaches Steve Bannon to stick to visiting adult bookstores where 'his kind' are treated with the utmost respect and civility https://t.co/S8bD7gntrs
Trump's restin' Tweet-face. pic.twitter.com/H4Al6Ja8j4â Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) July 9, 2018
Trump's restin' Tweet-face. pic.twitter.com/H4Al6Ja8j4
STEPHEN MILLER: Can I lick your hair?IVANKAî: I said no.STEPHEN MILLER: Just once?IVANKAî: Cash or PayPal? pic.twitter.com/1BOGHpE74zâ Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 9, 2018
STEPHEN MILLER: Can I lick your hair?IVANKAî: I said no.STEPHEN MILLER: Just once?IVANKAî: Cash or PayPal? pic.twitter.com/1BOGHpE74z
The sushi was deposited into a nearby garbage can, where it was quickly eaten by a waiting and eager Steve Bannon https://t.co/8WbXYuNblLâ Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 9, 2018
The sushi was deposited into a nearby garbage can, where it was quickly eaten by a waiting and eager Steve Bannon https://t.co/8WbXYuNblL
I bet Stephen Miller slurps sushi up with just his mouth, like spaghettiâ erin ryan (@morninggloria) July 9, 2018
I bet Stephen Miller slurps sushi up with just his mouth, like spaghetti
Guys, this isnâÂÂt the way to handle politics. Really? Yelling at Stephen Miller? What you should do is engage him a polite debate until he loses track of the time and then itâÂÂs dawn and he gets hit by sunlight and turns to ash https://t.co/urSHsW6FPpâ Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 9, 2018
Guys, this isnâÂÂt the way to handle politics. Really? Yelling at Stephen Miller? What you should do is engage him a polite debate until he loses track of the time and then itâÂÂs dawn and he gets hit by sunlight and turns to ash https://t.co/urSHsW6FPp
"In last-minute reversal, Susan Collins joins Republicans in voting to exterminate all bald eagles in exchange for a promise that no bald eagles will be harmed."â Sandra Newman (@sannewman) July 10, 2018
"In last-minute reversal, Susan Collins joins Republicans in voting to exterminate all bald eagles in exchange for a promise that no bald eagles will be harmed."
Trump must be so mad at whoever gave his baby photos to the people who made that blimpâ Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) July 10, 2018
Trump must be so mad at whoever gave his baby photos to the people who made that blimp
"He didn't really have my nose, it was just his thumb tucked between his fingers." https://t.co/nQCLwe7ODmâ J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) July 10, 2018
"He didn't really have my nose, it was just his thumb tucked between his fingers." https://t.co/nQCLwe7ODm
QUESTION OF THE DAY:Where does Donald Trump's hair attach to his head? pic.twitter.com/9ZMSebxf9Uâ Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) July 10, 2018
QUESTION OF THE DAY:Where does Donald Trump's hair attach to his head? pic.twitter.com/9ZMSebxf9U
pic.twitter.com/MPZKTHaeXFâ Dan Lavoie (@djlavoie) July 9, 2018
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If Donald Trump really wants to destroy NATO he should at least have to prove that he knows what the letters stand for.â John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 11, 2018
If Donald Trump really wants to destroy NATO he should at least have to prove that he knows what the letters stand for.
My condolences to @realdonaldtrump for his crushing defeat in the first round of international Simon Says. pic.twitter.com/p2DWfoPv1nâ Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 12, 2018
My condolences to @realdonaldtrump for his crushing defeat in the first round of international Simon Says. pic.twitter.com/p2DWfoPv1n
When someone farted and you have to pretend it wasn't you pic.twitter.com/jeMPEl62Uwâ Quietly Over It (@lizscher) July 12, 2018
When someone farted and you have to pretend it wasn't you pic.twitter.com/jeMPEl62Uw
So disappointed in Papa John. IâÂÂm praying that Jerry Domino and Carl Hut never let us down like thisâ popular comedy account âÂÂthe pixelated boatâ (@pixelatedboat) July 12, 2018
So disappointed in Papa John. IâÂÂm praying that Jerry Domino and Carl Hut never let us down like this
When you lose in the World Cup, they send Trump to your country the next day to remind you that things could always be worse.â Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 11, 2018
When you lose in the World Cup, they send Trump to your country the next day to remind you that things could always be worse.
Don't answer the door! Maybe he'll go away! pic.twitter.com/hhR183ZflTâ Trump's not my Pres (@Nysteveo2AOLcom) July 13, 2018
Don't answer the door! Maybe he'll go away! pic.twitter.com/hhR183ZflT
one thing was certain: it was an all-understudies dinner-theater production of WhoâÂÂs Afraid of Virginia Woolf that no one would soon forget pic.twitter.com/8pAp5Brs0dâ Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 13, 2018
one thing was certain: it was an all-understudies dinner-theater production of WhoâÂÂs Afraid of Virginia Woolf that no one would soon forget pic.twitter.com/8pAp5Brs0d
Shiny happy people laughing pic.twitter.com/ZqPk7miyvoâ Schooley (@Rschooley) July 13, 2018
Shiny happy people laughing pic.twitter.com/ZqPk7miyvo
The Pixar movie we all crowdfunded with our heartshttps://t.co/2LXJSeyufVâ Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 13, 2018
The Pixar movie we all crowdfunded with our heartshttps://t.co/2LXJSeyufV
welcome to the resistance, Punxsutawney Phil https://t.co/uBCBs3Zk7Fâ Sarah Jones (@onesarahjones) July 12, 2018
welcome to the resistance, Punxsutawney Phil https://t.co/uBCBs3Zk7F
Stop "welcoming" these woodchucks to "the resistance." The woodchucks that ate Paul Ryan's car are NOT part of the so-called resistance, they are anarchists who answer to no god nor leader and should be feared and respected as such. pic.twitter.com/yR0iZ0fZZDâ Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) July 12, 2018
Stop "welcoming" these woodchucks to "the resistance." The woodchucks that ate Paul Ryan's car are NOT part of the so-called resistance, they are anarchists who answer to no god nor leader and should be feared and respected as such. pic.twitter.com/yR0iZ0fZZD
right now, Louie Gohmert is staring at his dick and trying to figure out which end goes in the vaginaâ Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 12, 2018
right now, Louie Gohmert is staring at his dick and trying to figure out which end goes in the vagina
Finally figured out what Trey Gowdy reminded me of pic.twitter.com/nAJd2DiyGZâ Online Participant (@SortaBad) July 12, 2018
Finally figured out what Trey Gowdy reminded me of pic.twitter.com/nAJd2DiyGZ
Oh, *now* I understand.It's a "-vich" hunt! pic.twitter.com/snNBKJoupCâ Jason Zweig (@jasonzweigwsj) July 13, 2018
Oh, *now* I understand.It's a "-vich" hunt! pic.twitter.com/snNBKJoupC
Area nerd begs for wedgie. https://t.co/d5C648zXldâ The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) July 13, 2018
Area nerd begs for wedgie. https://t.co/d5C648zXld
One thing the Trumps don't seem to understand is that you don't have to get a photo taken immediately after a rectal exam. It's okay to wait a little while. pic.twitter.com/Qcc9AdXcTFâ stiv (@lawbsterfest) July 13, 2018
One thing the Trumps don't seem to understand is that you don't have to get a photo taken immediately after a rectal exam. It's okay to wait a little while. pic.twitter.com/Qcc9AdXcTF
Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play. pic.twitter.com/EXG0wG0IOjâ Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 14, 2018
Terrific movement from The Queen here. Gets behind the defender, goes one way then cuts back inside. Regal attacking play. pic.twitter.com/EXG0wG0IOj
So, meet at the Bastille at, say, 9ish?â The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 10, 2018
So, meet at the Bastille at, say, 9ish?