So I’m in the hospital with what is simultaneously one of the scariest and coolest sounding things ever—a fever of unknown origin (FUO). But thanks to modern technology, not even that can stop the Tweets of the Week. What a time to be alive.
So many Nazis and no more Walter White.â John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 12, 2018
So many Nazis and no more Walter White.
Laid. https://t.co/topkZfeqVMâ Quinn Cummings (@quinncy) August 12, 2018
Laid. https://t.co/topkZfeqVM
(White Civil Rights Leader addresses crowd in DC)"I have a dream that white supremacy cleanses the earth!"(crowd cheers)"I have a dream that my library stops blocking porn sites on the computers!"(crowd cheers louder)"I have a dream that my eczema clears up!"(crowd roars)â Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 12, 2018
(White Civil Rights Leader addresses crowd in DC)"I have a dream that white supremacy cleanses the earth!"(crowd cheers)"I have a dream that my library stops blocking porn sites on the computers!"(crowd cheers louder)"I have a dream that my eczema clears up!"(crowd roars)
Mother never lets Bubbles have any fun pic.twitter.com/JbeFawqbudâ Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) August 12, 2018
Mother never lets Bubbles have any fun pic.twitter.com/JbeFawqbud
pic.twitter.com/wqtmN9SwhTâ John Kasich (@JohnKasich) August 13, 2018
pic.twitter.com/wqtmN9SwhT
Donald Trump will at some point die. https://t.co/fn7bARoym5â God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 13, 2018
Donald Trump will at some point die. https://t.co/fn7bARoym5
Of course Stephen Miller's family doesn't like him, he's like Gollum without the charisma.â Ian Fortey (@IanFortey) August 13, 2018
Of course Stephen Miller's family doesn't like him, he's like Gollum without the charisma.
Mike wondered if perhaps he should pay a pornographic actress to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine. No, mother would never allow it. pic.twitter.com/7E22X56Sarâ Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) August 14, 2018
Mike wondered if perhaps he should pay a pornographic actress to spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine. No, mother would never allow it. pic.twitter.com/7E22X56Sar
Sarah Sanders claiming now that Trump wouldnâÂÂt and couldnâÂÂt use the N word by stating âÂÂI know for a fact he canâÂÂt even spell the letter N.âÂÂNext question.â YS (@NYinLA2121) August 15, 2018
Sarah Sanders claiming now that Trump wouldnâÂÂt and couldnâÂÂt use the N word by stating âÂÂI know for a fact he canâÂÂt even spell the letter N.âÂÂNext question.
According to my sources, Eric Trump quietly approached the FBI to ask if they could get him into the Witless Protection Program. pic.twitter.com/O1prfh0v6Jâ The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 14, 2018
According to my sources, Eric Trump quietly approached the FBI to ask if they could get him into the Witless Protection Program. pic.twitter.com/O1prfh0v6J
What a f*** is going on here???ðÂÂÂðÂÂÂð pic.twitter.com/FLRqndxZR3â Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) August 15, 2018
What a f*** is going on here???ðÂÂÂðÂÂÂð pic.twitter.com/FLRqndxZR3
SEPARATED AT BIRTH? pic.twitter.com/ODLWgn3Vkrâ Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) August 15, 2018
SEPARATED AT BIRTH? pic.twitter.com/ODLWgn3Vkr
âÂÂHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Just wanted to remind to get your affairs in order you before itâÂÂs too late, considering the nature of your health issues.â https://t.co/J3P51OGHPVâ Jasoñ Isbell (@JasonIsbell) August 14, 2018
âÂÂHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Just wanted to remind to get your affairs in order you before itâÂÂs too late, considering the nature of your health issues.â https://t.co/J3P51OGHPV
... have a GI Joe parade in the tub?â Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) August 17, 2018
... have a GI Joe parade in the tub?
Dude.... give me $2 million and I will put on the best goddamn parade you ever saw. I'll get a taco truck, a guy dressed like Spider-man, fuckin' cotton candy and a tuba player. I don't give a shit who it's for, I'll do it like a boss. https://t.co/IL6ANGJ4ZCâ Ian Fortey (@IanFortey) August 16, 2018
Dude.... give me $2 million and I will put on the best goddamn parade you ever saw. I'll get a taco truck, a guy dressed like Spider-man, fuckin' cotton candy and a tuba player. I don't give a shit who it's for, I'll do it like a boss. https://t.co/IL6ANGJ4ZC
If Trump wants a big parade in his honor all he has to do is resignâ Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) August 17, 2018
If Trump wants a big parade in his honor all he has to do is resign
Oh, hey, Netflix has a new Mike Pence biopic! pic.twitter.com/Kgy5rmgIfoâ Gladstone (@WGladstone) August 18, 2018
Oh, hey, Netflix has a new Mike Pence biopic! pic.twitter.com/Kgy5rmgIfo
IâÂÂm like really vexed by this outfit why is he wearing camo and fluorescent orange he looks like a racist traffic cone fucked a poacher pic.twitter.com/KpYLWQpGrIâ The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 19, 2018
IâÂÂm like really vexed by this outfit why is he wearing camo and fluorescent orange he looks like a racist traffic cone fucked a poacher pic.twitter.com/KpYLWQpGrI
Donald Trump Jr. goes bass fishing and poses with a large mouth. He also caught a fish. pic.twitter.com/EzsthCvSbqâ Woodrow Peel (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) August 19, 2018
Donald Trump Jr. goes bass fishing and poses with a large mouth. He also caught a fish. pic.twitter.com/EzsthCvSbq
my dick is longer than donald trump's military paradeâ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) August 18, 2018
my dick is longer than donald trump's military parade