Donald Trump's staff shuffled him off to North Carolina to hand out food and make faces vaguely resembling sympathy for hurricane victims. It's going well.
It's going very, very well, and I defy anyone to say otherwise.
Have a good time, displaced and possibly-homeless-now hurricane victim. Thanks for coming out.
Moving on, again via the pool report, Trump was entranced by a “large yacht” that the hurricane had stranded next to a man’s badly damaged house.
Trump turned and replied with smile, “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”
Speaking to reporters, Trump said the owner told him his insurance company didn't want to pay for the damage to his home.
“We’re going to find out” he said “We’re going to find out the name of the insurance company.”
“I think it’s incredible what we’re seeing,” the president added. “This boat just came here.”
“They don’t know whose boat that is,” he said. “What’s the law? Maybe it becomes theirs.”
Sorry about your house, pal, but at least you got this great shipwrecked boat out of the deal. Try to stay upstream from the flooded pig poop lagoons, everyone.