The champion of megalomania
Was bored with his Melania.
Though his arm she decorated,
He considered an X-rated
Experienced performer
Would be a whole lot warmer
Than the chill Slovene
On whom he'd been so keen.
And now that she was preggers
Choosers can't be beggars,
And if anyone could choose
It was Trump; he couldn't lose.
One day when playing golf,
He found they hit it off,
Though there are no user's manuals
For one like Stormy Daniels.
He'd just take it as it comes.
With her he was all thumbs
(And tiny ones as well,
But on that I won't dwell);
Best to sit back and relax
And enjoy it to the max.
When all was said and done
It really had been fun.
Long after the event
He ran for President;
To make sure she'd be quiet,
Her silence, he would buy it.
It was easy; nothing to it.
When you're a star they let you do it.
But it's a horse of different color
When you're dealing with Bob Mueller.