Yesterday the White House announced majority vote loser Donald J. Trump would be going to California to harass the victims of the California wildfires. In preparation the White House has requested 22 pallets of bottled water be pre-positioned for each stop. Trump plans to distribute these bottles at each stop. The White House is calling these bottles of water Personal Fire Containment Devices (or PFCDs) and is advising every Californian to carry them on their person.
The White House also announced majority vote loser would also be sharing his ideas on other methods California and Californians could help reduce the occurrence of wildfires. He mentioned using Trumpy Bear as a mascot in a campaign on fire prevention. Trumpy Bear’s message will say; “Only You, Can Prevent Forest Fires.” White House staff have stated Trump has expressed great pride in developing Trumpy Bear’s message.