Multiple Stories in the Press Yesterday covered the scramble and apparently public OPEN CALL to find a White House Chief of Staff.
Today, Press Outlets are focussed on Grifter #45s hurt and torment over Backstabber Nick Ayers, well, stabbing him the back and running off to Georgia.
Last night I Posted an OPEN CALL for names to suggest. I meant to be funny, in part, I just needed to embrace the absurdity of this increasingly cartoonish administration. But the list, well — was interesting. Nominations are still being accepted, make them in the comments below. Nominees may be real, unreal, dead, undead, fictional or non-fictional. Or in some cases more than one.
Nominees —
Ursula the Sea Witch — Many Tentacles. Reads a Room. Grants Wishes. IS a real witch.
Ivanka Trump — Already there. Knows Putin well. Husband close to the Saudis.
Dog the Bounty Hunter — Works well with xCons and Future-Cons.
Dog’s Wife — Wrangles Cartoonish men who work with xCons and Future Cons.
Wilma Flintstone — Experienced in managing a house of cavemen.
Alice Kramden — Similar skill to Wilma.
Annie Wilkes — as played by Kathy Bates in the film Misery.
Louie Gohmert — Needs a job. Knows Trump. Apparently also washes windows.
Dan Bongino — Recently “downsized” NRA Talking Head. Rabid Trump Supporter.
Roseanne Barrr — Similar media figure to Dan Bongino. No, really, think about it.
Ted Nuggent — Loyalty matters to this president.
Sean Hannity — Similar skills, sans guitar, to Mr. Nuggent
Boris Epstien — Already tangled with federal criminal investigations
Mike Flynn Jr. — Similar skills, sans pedophilia, to Mr. Epstien
Chris Christie — Some media reports say he IS on the list already, but he was nominated for his ability to tell people to “Hey!, Get the Hell Out of Here!!” while eating an ice cream cone.
Devin Nooner — The GenX Guitar player and xMolly Ringwald guitar player
Devin Nunes — The phony-farmer congressman with a similar name.
Scott Baio — playing his role of Charles in Charge (or)
Charles in Charge — as played by Scott Baio
Any Drummer from Spinal Tap — or parts of all of all of them.
Generalissimo Franco — Either Undead of Re-incarnated
Santa — from the TV series Happy, with his evil hand-puppet
Ann Coulter — Or potentially just her Adam’s Apple.
Hillary Clinton as new VP, resign, then let Hillary pick a new CoS (True Fantasy Pick)
The Guy with the Trump Bumper Sticker who works at Cassidy3s KFC Drive-thru.
Stormy Daniels — if she drops litigation note made “Think of the Ratings!”
Sarah Palin —
Zaphod Beeblebrox — reasons including Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster access for 45
Spock — used to dealing with an absurdly emotional captain calmly
David Duke — to truly cement the base going into 2020
Glenn Beck — Similar skills to Mr. Hannity, but crazier.
Charlie Manson — needs a pardon, similar philosophies to Trump.
Paul Manafort — similar nomination to Mr. Manson
Stephen Colbert — as his character from the Colbert Report.
General HR Resources were also suggested for the White House
Craig’s List — provided they lift ban on sub-dom/man-on-man relationship wanted
Home Depot Parking Lot — guys who will do any job for $10/hour
Mitt’s Binders — he is a senator now, they are somewhere nearby
The Onion article on the same subject.
Several commentators noted my article seemed absurd, bizarre, frivolous etc. Until all of them had a similar epiphany to my own...we are all fine — it is this White House, President and Administration who are absurd, bizarre, frivolous etc.
Again the White House Public Open Call for nominations remain open. Enjoy a smocking hot cup of covfefe and add nominations in the comments below
Or, as I have asked so often: Can we impeach yet?