I had an unusually hard time editing this week’s collection. References to Trump’s COS pick had to go after he actually chose someone to be a pretend COS. In one case, a tweet made the hilarious joke that Giuliani would claim that Trump’s crimes don’t matter because they weren’t really serious crimes—and then the SOB went on TV and actually said it. A couple of the more edgy tweets got deleted.
Just as with the Mueller and state investigations, it’s gotten harder to keep up with the hilarious incompetence of Trump and his co-conspirators.
As a result, there are slightly fewer tweets than I normally offer. But I made up for it with a longer-than-average poll, because it really was a funny/stupid week. I would remind you that, as always, every item in the poll is something that actually happened. When one discusses Trump and the GOP, truth is often stupider than fiction.
So here’s the week’s selection of some of Twitter’s best. Please feel free to add any that I missed.