So many diaries asking for the identity of your favorite potential Democratic nominee have or will be posted here. So, let’s try something different. I want to know who your least favorite nominee is.
In the spirit of the fine, in-depth coverage provided by Big Media (BWAHAHAHA), I will add a one or two lines of their most widely-reported negatives. I will do my utmost to channel Chris Cillizza as I do so. Pray for my soul.
The following are listed in the order that your betters at ABC News have deigned to do so:
Amy Klobuchar- is very mean to innocent, modest, and not-at-all conniving Hill staffers.
Elizabeth Warren- too much of a smarty-pants, not sufficiently Native American to be POTUS.
Cory Booker- from the wrong side of the Hudson.
Kamala Harris- actually likes to enforce the law, not sufficiently black enough to be POTUS.
Kirsten Gillibrand- refuses to tolerate grabby dudes, might have ambition.
Julian Castro- not a woman.
John Delaney- who?
Andrew Yang- um, let me get back to you.
Tulsi Gabbard- a Republican who checked the wrong box on her filing paperwork.
Pete Buttigieg- nobody can spell or say his name.
Joe Biden- your wacky uncle.
Beto O’Rourke- Hamlet was more decisive.
Bernie Sanders- doesn’t play well with others.
Michael Bloomberg- just another mouthy rich guy.