If you haven’t heard, right-wing wraith Ann Coulter is super angry emoji, frowny face, unicorn-puking at Donald Trump. All she wanted was a wall! That’s all she asked for. The forever irrelevant Coulter has been working her hate-filled magic by trolling the man she once said was possibly a better orator than Winston Churchill. Don’t believe me?
There. “The most magnificent speech ever given.” [Unicorn puke emoji]. Anywho, those days are over, ever since Trump was not able to be strong like bull and ram his stupid wall into existence. Since then, Coulter has called Trump an ignoramus, a failure, and a bigger “wimp” than George H. Bush—you know, all of the things people like Ann Coulter call their former best buddies. Most recently, Coulter is setting fire to Trump’s national emergency.
Teehee. For his part, when Trump was asked about Ann Coulter being mean, he responded with his classic lie within a lie within a lie.
"Ann Coulter. I don't know her. I hardly know her. I haven't spoken to her in way over a year but the press loves saying Ann Coulter, probably if I did speak to her, she would be very nice," the president said. "I just don't have the time to speak to her. I would speak to her but I have nothing against her. In fact, I like her for one reason: When they asked her like right at the beginning, who is going to win the election, she said Donald Trump."
You get that all? If you’re playing along at home, rush yourself to the ER because you’re likely suffering from alcohol poisoning. Coulter did some media this morning to respond to the Google alerts she was getting at her name being mentioned by Trump. On radio program KABC 790, she said that everyone knew Trump was a terrible person but they did want that wall, and added “the only national emergency is that our president is an idiot.”
Below is an image of Coulter speaking at a Trump rally in happier, hate-filled times.
Coulter is somewhat consistent about Trump, to be honest. When she was his biggest fan she did write that “There's nothing Trump can do that won't be forgiven. Except change his immigration policies."
Coulter and Trump are truly grotesque people, and watching them do battle is the basis for the turn of phrase ‘happier than a pig in shit.” These are truly miserable, narcissistic people whose only enjoyment is the rush they get from attempting to inflict cruelty on others. To understand something about Coulter, you need not look farther than her sense of humor. This is the kind of joke someone like Ann Coulter makes about people she promoted and pushed for to run our country.
The joke is that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner is worse than a pedophile, I guess? Donald Trump, for his part, has possibly never laughed once in his entire life. Maybe when this is all over, Coulter and Trump can go and grab a beer. In a little space pod. That we shoot off into space.