Well, it was that kind of week. So here are these kinds of tweets. Enjoy.
God grant me the serenity to accept that Trump supporters are morons, the courage to tell Trump supporters they are morons, and the wisdom to not be a Trump-supporting moron.â Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) May 2, 2019
God grant me the serenity to accept that Trump supporters are morons, the courage to tell Trump supporters they are morons, and the wisdom to not be a Trump-supporting moron.
Hillary reading the part of the Mueller report where Trump says "I'm f***ed" is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/vS6xLVTcoxâ Matt Rogers ð (@Politidope) April 28, 2019
Hillary reading the part of the Mueller report where Trump says "I'm f***ed" is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/vS6xLVTcox
Say what you will, Lee Harvey Oswald was a great shot. pic.twitter.com/smBYuNCFxKâ Schooley (@Rschooley) April 28, 2019
Say what you will, Lee Harvey Oswald was a great shot. pic.twitter.com/smBYuNCFxK
"Wait, you aren't the escort I ordered..." https://t.co/rOIOZ9XKTwâ EndMonkey (@VitruvianMonkey) April 29, 2019
"Wait, you aren't the escort I ordered..." https://t.co/rOIOZ9XKTw
Trump just called the Night King to congratulate him on his tremendous win at Winterfell#GameofThones #SecondPlaceâ Allen Peacock (@allenpeacock) April 29, 2019
Trump just called the Night King to congratulate him on his tremendous win at Winterfell#GameofThones #SecondPlace
the asshole in the MAGA hat https://t.co/EkpdKiR5iKâ blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) April 29, 2019
the asshole in the MAGA hat https://t.co/EkpdKiR5iK
90% chance that Jacob Wohl's head is stuck in an old timey milk jug when you read this. Doesn't matter when you read this.â Ian Fortey (@IanFortey) April 30, 2019
90% chance that Jacob Wohl's head is stuck in an old timey milk jug when you read this. Doesn't matter when you read this.
Jacob Wohl is like if Wile E. Coyote tried to become a political operativeâ Licensed Florist (@SortaBad) April 30, 2019
Jacob Wohl is like if Wile E. Coyote tried to become a political operative
A clip from the ongoing series âÂÂA Day in the Life of Criminal Mastermind Jacob Wohl.âÂÂIn this episode Jacob decides to have a BBQ. pic.twitter.com/V69S12zYSsâ YS (@NYinLA2121) April 30, 2019
A clip from the ongoing series âÂÂA Day in the Life of Criminal Mastermind Jacob Wohl.âÂÂIn this episode Jacob decides to have a BBQ. pic.twitter.com/V69S12zYSs
this chyron reads like a question with the answer right below it pic.twitter.com/goNhbdryRlâ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) April 30, 2019
this chyron reads like a question with the answer right below it pic.twitter.com/goNhbdryRl
pic.twitter.com/K0uVkG075nâ Brendan Karet ð® (@bad_takes) May 1, 2019
pic.twitter.com/K0uVkG075n
Looks like heâÂÂs in front of you. Do you know how following works? @DevinCow https://t.co/GpDvbmV0uPâ Allen Peacock (@allenpeacock) May 1, 2019
Looks like heâÂÂs in front of you. Do you know how following works? @DevinCow https://t.co/GpDvbmV0uP
âÂÂAtlas Snubbedâ pic.twitter.com/6sq8swV3Evâ Scott Warwhale (@ScottLinnen) April 30, 2019
âÂÂAtlas Snubbedâ pic.twitter.com/6sq8swV3Ev
This counts as oral sex to me pic.twitter.com/1ui2oBp0I4â Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) May 1, 2019
This counts as oral sex to me pic.twitter.com/1ui2oBp0I4
this is a song comprised entirely of @LindseyGrahamSC saying the words, "trump is a fucking idiot".Thanks for the h/t @MaxKennerly and cc// @xeni pic.twitter.com/940B6GgCqKâ Jonathan Mann (@songadaymann) May 1, 2019
this is a song comprised entirely of @LindseyGrahamSC saying the words, "trump is a fucking idiot".Thanks for the h/t @MaxKennerly and cc// @xeni pic.twitter.com/940B6GgCqK
Worst gender reveal party ever https://t.co/c1kV44xQ1Pâ LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) May 1, 2019
Worst gender reveal party ever https://t.co/c1kV44xQ1P
William Barr has covered up more shit than cat litter. #BarrTestimonyâ John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 1, 2019
William Barr has covered up more shit than cat litter. #BarrTestimony
William Barr is like if Sarah Sanders went to law school.â Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) May 1, 2019
William Barr is like if Sarah Sanders went to law school.
Lindsay Graham is like if we elected Foghorn Leghorn to congress and then he had a strokeâ Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) May 1, 2019
Lindsay Graham is like if we elected Foghorn Leghorn to congress and then he had a stroke
Congrats to Stephen Moore for getting in one last bad prediction before his nomination went down pic.twitter.com/jx1Xw4UGddâ David A. Graham (@GrahamDavidA) May 2, 2019
Congrats to Stephen Moore for getting in one last bad prediction before his nomination went down pic.twitter.com/jx1Xw4UGdd
the sleeves on Matt Gaetz's jacket may be the worst thing that's happened in Congress in a long time pic.twitter.com/NdL0Rvl3vkâ Nick Bromberg (@NickBromberg) May 2, 2019
the sleeves on Matt Gaetz's jacket may be the worst thing that's happened in Congress in a long time pic.twitter.com/NdL0Rvl3vk
GOD: âÂÂWhen he dies, Cheney's yours.âÂÂSATAN: âÂÂI don't want that kind of competition.âÂÂGOD: âÂÂYou could take a vacation.âÂÂSATAN: âÂÂWhy don't YOU take a vacation?âÂÂGOD: âÂÂHow do you think Earth wound up with Dick Cheney in the first place?âÂÂâ Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 2, 2019
GOD: âÂÂWhen he dies, Cheney's yours.âÂÂSATAN: âÂÂI don't want that kind of competition.âÂÂGOD: âÂÂYou could take a vacation.âÂÂSATAN: âÂÂWhy don't YOU take a vacation?âÂÂGOD: âÂÂHow do you think Earth wound up with Dick Cheney in the first place?âÂÂ
Me: Hey James Woods, you just got kicked off Twitter. You okay?James Woods: pic.twitter.com/UqDbwZ9Hahâ YS (@NYinLA2121) May 4, 2019
Me: Hey James Woods, you just got kicked off Twitter. You okay?James Woods: pic.twitter.com/UqDbwZ9Hah
I am the president of the United States and I am sitting in a golf cart tweeting about the guy who played Father McFeely in Scary Movie 2 https://t.co/wIz3D3dZRZâ Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) May 4, 2019
I am the president of the United States and I am sitting in a golf cart tweeting about the guy who played Father McFeely in Scary Movie 2 https://t.co/wIz3D3dZRZ
Impeach âÂÂEm All, Let God Sort âÂÂEm Outâ Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) May 1, 2019
Impeach âÂÂEm All, Let God Sort âÂÂEm Out
Sorry I can’t reply to comments today. The tweets speak for themselves.