People aren’t pointing it out enough here, but Biden is the fucking worst. I never thought there could possibly be a worse president than Trump, but if Joseph Satan Biden is elected, there just might be.
The only thing worse than a Republican president is a CENTRISSSSTTTTT. Seriously, I’m pretty sure “Centrist” is Parseltongue for “eat the apple, Eve, what could go wrong?” I mean, sure we have neo-Nazis advising the president, kiddie concentration camps that could very well be death camps for all we know, and a Fox and Friends Supreme Court for a generation, but would you seriously rather have a Republican lite president like Obama?! Was there a single difference between him and Bush or Trump like, at all? There are two types of people: socialists and Nazis (aka centrists). There is no middle ground. The GOP doesn’t even really exist, it’s just a boogeyman to scare principled people like me into voting for centrisssstttttss.
Everything about Biden offends me and repulses me. Everything. The way he’s obviously a huge racist — and who cares if he was the first black president’s VP, that was obviously just a cover. There’s literally no difference between Biden and Trump, so how could he not be racist? The way he has the GALL to run for president when everyone know’s it’s Bernie’s turn. The way he touches and hugs people to show affection or to comfort a grieving family. Seriously, talk about a fucking CREEP! Someone needs to pepper spray his ass! Who shows physical affection anymore? It’s creepy!
Who cares if he can beat Trump in Texas? He IS Trump! I’d rather see Trump nuke the whole world than compromise my principles and elect a centrissssstttttt! Who cares if kids are dying in Trumpschwitz, Biden is going to be a centrissssssstttt president and that’s just as bad!
There aren’t enough diaries here pointing out that Biden is the worst human being since Johnny Cochran, so I thought I’d get the word out. God I hate him so much.
(and for those of you who couldn’t tell, YES THIS IS SATIRE. Seriously, stop helping Trump with the 24/7 Biden bashing.)