The critters have seen some advertisements mentioning “Christmas in July”. They wholeheartedly endorse the idea and would like to share their suggestions for the occasion.
Naturally, they are coming prepared.
There are a few don’ts for Christmas in July, such as:
-No housewares.
-No homemade clothing.
-No excuses.
Among the do’s are,
-Give art.
-Give historic memorabilia honoring moments of intrigue.
-Give furniture, but only the best.
-Give cameras, so as to preserve great moments.
-Give televisions, so as to allow critters to unwind.
-And, of course, give food.
And, remember, critters, if you don’t get what you want…
Merry Christmas in July!