I love corny jokes and I have had this one stuck in my head, have you heard the one about the Buddhist monk and the hotdog vendor. The monk walks up to the hotdog vendor and says ‘’make me one with everything.’’
How about Sayings, I collect these things like their gold nuggets, being in the construction trades and meeting a lot of people I have heard some doozies. Here is one of my favorites
‘’ Can a crow fly over it.’’ I heard this while helping a friends grandfather work on his barn.
Got any good ones, I would love to hear them. Just bear in mind, don’t tell any that you wouldn't tell to the person holding the ban hammer over your head :D
Thanks for reading