Welcome ladies and germs (helpful bacteria only, please) and critters of all species. It’s Woozle Wednesday, but tonight we bring you the full array of critters. Yes, it’s the newest episode of the fun-filled series endorsed by the animal kingdom: That’s Punny.
NOTE: Tonight I am recycling a post from last year as I am feeling particularly unwell. I hope to be with you for comments, but I can’t promise. : (
In the past we have had silly seals and educated bison and grumpy otters among our offerings. It was all in fun, or pun, because the critters love a corny joke. Preferably grilled corn with a cheeseburger on the side, hold the mayo (but don’t drop it).
This week features another round of animal puns that we found lurking frolicking around the interwebz. Hold on to your Pootie Pads because the management will not be responsible for any funny bones broken while falling off chairs in delight (or disgust). Luckily most of the puns are fairly low brow, so you won’t have far to fall.
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I hope you enjoyed our opening act. The show continues after the intermission (aka the fold). Don’t miss the fishy song at the end — it's very punny.
This is an open thread and all are welcome.