Ya got that, RIGHT! He's a SICK MAN and everyone knows it and until Beto too many have felt silenced, helpless, powerless, deflated, defeated, even paralyzed with paranoia.
Trump PTSD. It's a real thing, folks.
Beto is blowing it all up in a magnificent mushroom cloud of Trump's ashes. You couldn't get more smoke if you lit the methane gas waste from every fast food meal Trump ever blew out his fart box. The man is smoldering in his own rancid French fry grease. A glorious pungent rot like the kind my dogs track like hungry wolves sniffing through the seams in the car windows as I drive miles away from McDonald's. Their drool drips in swirls through the cracks of a bursting dam.
And the Statue of Liberty is...
LAUGHING HER ASS OFF SO FUCKING HARD SHE NEARLY BLEW OUT HER TORCH!
Beto's putting it all out there - steamrolling - bulldozing - slicin' and dicin'. This is an in-your-face raw politics we've never ever seen in a lifetime. It is an outright war of words and Beto's word wizardry has us captivated, incensed, determined, mobilized, relentless!
The target is Lake Placid clear. Thump Trump down to his Stump. Restore the RedWood Forest of Democracy again. The big fat bullseye is all in focus, with a dart zinging towards dead center so perfectly it could penetrate the head of a pin (not sure if this is possible, not much of a physics guy).
Beto's in his FACE!
I'm gonna start calling him BOOM BOOM Beto because he's dropping the hammer on Trump and whacking him like a worn-out piñata on a daily basis, time and time again. A prize fighter title contender extraordinare with fancy footwork and flair. Float like a butterfly. Sting like a BEE!
Don't you just LOVE IT? Can you ever get enough of BOOM BOOM Beto in times like these, where a wannabe dictator tramples around like he's indestructible when in reality he's just another failed reality TV star who stumbled and bumbled into an extra 15 minutes of fame on Dancing with The Stars?
You know you want to swan dive into our movement for Democracy, plunge into a campaign for a Government that tells the truth, listens and honors all voices, showering down like mist babies falling peacefully off cresting waves as they slowly settle in their return to mother ocean, along the shores lit up by Lady Liberty.
If you're not ready to wield the mighty torch with the most civil campaign, uplifting to all American voices (albeit downright SAVAGE to Donald Dump), you sure must feel at least a gentle rising swell of satisfaction as you and me both witness the total ASS whooping Trump is suffering at the hands of Beto, on national TV no less. The gloves are off and, frankly...
I GET OFF ON IT!
What's this election about in the end after all? Huh? Higher teacher pay?
Clobbering Trump! He's the Thanos blocking the gate of universal freedom, a return to normal life again. Air is to breathe. People are to live. Truth is real. Fake is not. Time steps its same steady immovable pace. Space expands. Skies streak with striking stars. There's so fucking MANY of them!
Action on climate change as the Amazon bursts into blazing hot sending Earth crashing to the moon. No kids in cages, but children free to dream again. No classmates hiding under desks to practice massacre drills. A decent paycheck. Money for groceries. The purchase of a home. A leveling of jagged mountains of crooked student debt. Free-and-fair elections. Expansion and protection of voting rights. Justice after Russia. Karma for for the criminals who helped hijack the election. The bad guys lose!
Whatever you care about, Trump is standing in the way with his wall, his Fox News militia and his brainwashed homegrown terrorists. The FBI is all over their shit.
Beto has gone all Roy Jones Jr. on this slow-footed broken-record racist ass President, blow after blow every single round while Beto stares down the referees in media with a surprised smirk on his face and wonders aloud, "Are you sure you want me to keep doing this, really? You need to see more, seriously?"
Call a TKO. Stop the fight. Trump is not peeling himself off the mat, not without a crate of smelling salts. And when he manages to tremor himself to his feeble feet again, he's ever more open to a fresh smackdown in his depleted, defeated state. Cockroaches don't run away when you squish them.
Retire him, Republicans, you sorry sellout sacs of swamp muck. If you truly believe in capitalism, you'd crank up the glue machine, and turn this horse into good 'ole orange-tinted Elmer's glue that comes with a poison face logo on the bottle highlighting a telephone number in small font, a poison control emergency hotline in case your children accidently ingest or whiff so much as a dot of his toxins.
Your megalomaniac media masturbator is bleeding out, guts pouring out, blood spurting everywhere while you're watching him just DIE out there, thinking, "Hmmm. This is different. This is unusual. I've never seen this before. Let's see what happens". Well, he's more stunned than you and no amount of further slapping him silly will help him snap out of it.
Your novelty of yesteryear is having a heart attack, a full code red alert mental breakdown. The whole hospital is rushing into the intensive care unit and they're all standing around looking for a legit clinician. There are none aside from the occasional Cohen or Scaramoochie, ducking charges, selling clicks.
He's gone full Miller (Stephen) and Bannon, his white supremacist handler and click baiter, respectively. He's swiping (and missing hysterically) at Muslims, Jews, Hispanics, POC and the 'socialist uprising' charging towards him like a caravan of patriot missiles, gunning for his unchained anger, lost swagger, his lack of defined direction, and deficient policy plans that make coloring books look like the full set of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
He's a broken man, breaking down harder and faster every day. Beto stands over him flexing his pecs like Rocky, Apollo Creed and Ivan Drago all rolled into one force, tossing a blanket over his head and clubbing him like Captain Caveman.
Politics is no less bloodsport than professional boxing. He's down for the count.
It's not an even match. It's not a fair fight. But man, if you insist, we will keep going and you will have to cover the carnage, a flurry of jabs and body blows in seconds flat.
One candidate channels our rage! More of us are starting to realize -BOOM BOOM BETO - open your eyes and catch him doing his stick-and-move with Don Lemon on CNN!
BOOM! Here Beto describes El Paso's refusal to see Trump, so steadfast, Trump had to call back discharged patients so he could stage photo ops with the victims of a hate crime he himself contributed to with his careless racist threats that helped trigger the white supremacist terrorist murderer.
In this segment, Beto assigns proper credit to gun safety groups as he so powerfully informs and reassures America and those traumatized by gun violence that Moms Demand Action and the Parkland Students are leading on the important issue of gun safety while Trump and the Republicans do nothing, leaving us exposed to gun violence.
BOOM x 2!
Parting shots - BOOM BOOM!
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Watch Beto laugh out loud at the idea Trump can strip Americans of their voting rights if their parents were not born here. One of MY parents was not born here. Obviously Beto couldn't mask the fact he thinks his opponent is a total joke. An uncontrollable laughingstock. No sly poker play here. No rehearsed zinger. No calculation. Just raw emotion and instinct all over his face. It's inescapable.
And thank you to the moms and students who continue to fight for our lives, fearlessly!
Stop tearing down your rival campaigns. They are your teammates. You know who you are. Don't let Trump rage make you turn on fellow Democratic supporters. It goes against the mission of this media company and vision of its owner. Stick to beating Trump on the issues and he will lose BIG!
Throw your copper Abraham Lincoln's in the gym jar and donate to keep BOOM BOOM BETO in the ring!!!
Even if you fancy him as a VP, you should strongly consider ponying up for that jumbo sized megaphone he will be hauling through all 50 states, weakening Trump 24-7 one Congressional district at a time with MULTIPLE stops in local hotspots covered by local news and voters who watch it and cable news takes like this one that those most enraged by Trump gobble up, just like this all the way to the Democratic Convention. Right?
/rant over (for now)