Ya know, between the asshole down in Brazil setting the world on fire and our asshole apparently joking about crashing the fucking stock market, I guess it really is a neck and neck race for the Asshole of the Week Award. I can’t help but think our dear asshole still has the lead, however:
Seriously, fuckwad, this is a time for jokes? You slimy turd-stain of a human being. We need the damn 25th Amendment put in motion now, and I want my universe back! Good God.