(Stephen Miller furiously typing as we speak)
WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE: October 11th, 2019:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
In keeping with their Unconstitutional, Kangaroo proceedings, House Democrats today solicited the contrived testimony of a biased, nasty, FEMALE Obama appointee named Marie Yovanovitch. This glasses-wearing FEMALE and avowed Hillary Clinton supporter agreed to be questioned behind closed doors only, so the substance of her lies could not be witnessed by the public. But even though Democrats sought to keep her testimony hidden, she nevertheless expressed her complete support for the President and his team in their dealings with Ukraine. Remarkably, even after hours of rigged and leading questioning, she could identify no instance of any “quid pro quo” sought by this administration into investigation the corruption surrounding Hunter Biden’s business dealings (a proven corruption which was only this week highlighted in The New York Times).
Regarding her unsubstantiated assertions that America’s Mayor and 9/11 hero, The Honorable Rudolph Giuliani, somehow, at some unknown time, requested that she assent to a campaign seeking to fabricate evidence against the Bidens, Ms. Yovanovitch clearly cannot be taken seriously. Her anger and hysteria at being terminated from a position she obviously could not handle doubtlessly contributed to her desire to lie to please the Democrats, whom (according to campaignfacts.com) she invariably supported through her monetary contributions. More to the point, however, the memory of this obviously disgruntled minor employee simply cannot be trusted as it was doubtlessly the product of frustration and projection.
Again, as the President was fully vindicated by her remarks, he has decided against proceeding with litigation against this confused, angry, very bad FEMALE at the present time.
For further details on this witch hunt/travesty of justice, please go to foxnews.com.
/s
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States of America
“NO COLLUSION”