So the dishonorable so & so greenlights Turkey’s invasion of Northern Syria, so they invade. Now he’s mad because nobody thinks this is such a hot idea, seeing as how our allies are betrayed and bleeding, and have made a deal with Assad/Putin, and ISIS is running around loose again, and our soldiers are actually trapped in a warzone where they can’t shoot back, and our honor is destroyed, and and and and and.
In his great and unmatched wisdom he is tweeting and threatening to levy sanctions on our erstwhile NATO ally, the one he allowed to attack our other ally.
I am gonna scream.
But don’t worry folks, Trump is sending Our Brave And Noble Leader VP Pence to deal with this situation so I’m sure it will be just fine. Maybe he can bring the dead back to life while he’s over there negotiating.
Here is His Wisdom:
“After defeating 100% of the ISIS Caliphate, I largely moved our troops out of Syria. Let Syria and Assad protect the Kurds and fight Turkey for their own land. I said to my Generals, why should we be fighting for Syria and Assad to protect the land of our enemy?” Trump tweeted, referring to Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. “Anyone who wants to assist Syria in protecting the Kurds is good with me, whether it is Russia, China, or Napoleon Bonaparte. I hope they all do great, we are 7,000 miles away!”
F*** me. NOW I get it. Being 7,000 miles away — it’s just too much. After all those planes get all worn out going back and forth, forth and back; they have to stop in Scotland even to recuperate.
Indeed, it’s like Puerto Rico! That hurricane — what could we do? It’s an ISLAND surrounded by an OCEAN.
Syria is 7,000 miles away, so we’re digging up Napoleon Bonaparte to deal with our friends Erdogan, Putin, ISIS and Iran. I’m sure he will do a better job than Trump.
And Puerto Rico is STILL surrounded by an ocean so they damn well better not get hit with another hurricane.
www.washingtonpost.com/...