Earn Extra Income in Your Spare Time—
Be President of the United State Part-Time!
If Trump does it, ANYONE can do it. Badly.
Is being a golf bum no longer satisfying?
Tired of one business bankruptcy after another?
Has laundering dirty Russian money become joyless?
Has failing up become another walk in the park?
Become President and see the world.
All on somebody else’s dime.
Sweet!
President Trump Is in the Private Hospitality Business, and Business Is Booming in D.C.
Spoiler alert: President Trump never did build that wall he promised. You know, the one between his administration and his business…
Understandably, it’s hard to focus on any given Trump scandal given how many of them there are. But his eagerness to profit from his presidency has been as constant as a Fox & Friends-inspired tweetstorm since his inaugural parade, when he stepped out of The Beast to pose before his new D.C. hotel.
Similarly, it’s no surprise that as president, Trump has reported more than $81 million in income just from 1100 Pennsylvania Avenue…
There are lots of other conflicts already booked. Trump’s D.C. hotel is set to host an evening of prayers for the Kurds in the president’s presidential ballroom next Sunday (allowing him to profit off a foreign policy crisis he ignited); a $3,000-a-plate gala to benefit the Marines Corps’ special-ops community at which the national security adviser to the vice president, Keith Kellogg, will be an honored guest; and a two-day “Save the Senate” retreat in November, in which nine sitting GOP senators and one candidate will join our innkeeper-in-chief. www.thedailybeast.com/...
Hmmm.
Perhaps our take on getting Trumpsky out of the WH is all wrong.
We have tried shaming him, but trump is shameless.
We are working on impeachment, but like any stubborn child, the more Dems push the investigations, the harder Trump pushes back (mostly with name calling.)
Maybe, we need to offer enticements instead
Trump hates his job.
Not the full-time one of running hotels and being in the “hospitality” industry
He hates the part-time of being president of the US.
SO, let’s offer Trump some useful alternatives.
These are my top three (in no particular order) —
1) Trash Man!
Trump has been collecting trash, moving trash, and selling trash all of his life.
The man loves trash.
Trump talks trash all the time. He types trash. He watches trash.
The man loves trash so much he marries it. Repeatedly.
DJT- Trash man in waiting.
2) Concession Stand Operator!
Is this Trump’s dream job or what!
To be surrounded by all of his favorite junk food, all at once, all the time. Hot dogs! Cheeseburgers! Fried Chicken! Hot cheese on chips!
Trump would be in heart-attack-waiting-to-happen heaven!
Sell a Little, Eat a Little, Sell a Little, Sell, Sell, Sell, Eat a Lot, Sell a Little More
Finally there is the job others have suggest Trump would have if his dad had not left him millions—
3) Selling Fake Rolexes on the Street Corner!
Rubio, you knew the truth about Trump 3 years ago. Why deny it now?
Rubio: Trump would be 'selling watches
Marco Rubio laced into Donald Trump on his inheritance from his father, remarking that he would not be on stage in Houston had he not had a cushy start to life.
“Here’s the guy that inherited $200 million. If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Manhattan," Rubio said, after Trump alluded to the Florida senator's past financial dealings. ("Here's a guy who buys a house for $179,000 and sells to it a lobbyist who's probably here for $380,000 and then legislation is passed," Trump said.)
Trump fired back at Rubio's remark: "No, no, no, that is so wrong. We'll work on that. I took $1 million and I turned it into $10 billion." [NOT- Diarist editorial comment] www.politico.com/...
Yes, we all want Trumpsky in jail, but if you could move him out of the White House into a different part-time job, what should it be (other than making license plates in prison).