As Donald Trump’s rampant criminality and abuse of office become more and more apparent, expect conservatives to twist their brains into ever doughier and saltier pretzels.
The latest pundit to be driven barking mad by Trump’s naked impropriety? Hugh Hewitt, who would be working the ring toss game at a carnival or sending emails out on behalf of a Nigerian prince were he not one of Trump’s foremost apologists.
Here’s this morning’s risible pantload:
So any time a president does something for his country in concert with another country, that’s a “quid pro quo”?
I don’t think you’re quite getting the concept, Hugh.
So I guess NATO is just one huge quid pro quo. No wonder the anti-corruption president wants to undermine it at every turn.
And there were tweets. Oh, yes.
I guess his payoff to Stormy Daniels was just fine, too, because, hey, it was just like the Marshall Plan.
I can only imagine the dumb will be dialed up to DEFCON 1 before this is all over.
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