Wait, so Donald Trump’s insistence that Ukraine’s president investigate Joe Biden and his son might have actually been corrupt in itself and in no way related to Trump’s singular, lifelong passion for fighting corruption overseas?
That doesn’t sound right.
The Washington Post:
The Trump administration has sought repeatedly to cut foreign aid programs tasked with combating corruption in Ukraine and elsewhere overseas, White House budget documents show, despite recent claims from President Trump and his administration that they have been singularly concerned with fighting corruption in Ukraine.
Those claims have come as the president and his administration sought to explain away a July phone call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, during which Trump pressured his counterpart to open investigations into Joe Biden and his son Hunter, and into a debunked conspiracy theory involving a hacked Democratic National Committee computer server.
“I don’t care about politics, but I do care about corruption. And this whole thing is about corruption,” Trump told reporters earlier this month when discussing the Ukraine issue. “This whole thing — this whole thing is about corruption.”
WHAAAAAAAAAAA?
Of course, they never quite stuck the landing on the “I’m Donald Trump and I hate corruption” tack. It was more like a triple-double dismount into a McDonald’s Playland ball pit full of freshly molted diapers.
Now, obviously the people that line was meant for will swallow the administration’s spin no matter what they read (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!) in The Washington Post. But this is just another example of the walls closing in on the most corrupt president in the history of our country.
So, yeah. Another lie.
Toss it on the pile.
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