Ugh. This again.
Dude, you made a mistake. It happens. Suck it up and move on with your life.
Okay, you weren’t joking. Unless you’re the worst standup comedian of all time. Like, worse than Yakov Smirnoff. What’s the joke? How is that a joke to say you’re building a wall in Colorado? Then again, I’m not ruling out the possibility that this has all been four years of insane performance art. Andy Kaufman, is that you?
I look forward to the letter from the Department of the Interior saying that Colorado is, in fact, on the U.S.-Mexico border.
Also, “referred” has two Rs in it, not one. Maybe you can explain to the world for the next two weeks or so how your misspelling was just a joke that the dishonest FAKE NEWS doesn’t understand. Or just stick another R in there with a Sharpie.
Finally, you’re clearly mentally ill. Get help.
I’m not kidding.
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