Today is the day of GF’s annual open studio show, so I probably won’t be able to post this at the best time. Pretend it’s mid-afternoon.
So Big Al ran into Mike the Tiger in Tuscaloosa on Saturday and said, “Jeez,Mike, you’re looking pretty skinny. You eating alright?”
Mike said, “Are you kidding? I was just up in the stands and saw Donald Trump. I growled a big growl, jumped on him and ate him. But I gotta say, for a big guy, he wasn’t very filling.”
Big Al laughed and said, “You idiot! Growl and you scare the crap out of him. Jump on him, you knock the wind out of him. What’s left??”