I live by an inflexible rule. Never Watch Fox News. Then again, tonight seemed special, because impeachment hearings begin in the House of Representatives, tomorrow, for the first time since I was a young junior officer in America’s Viet Nam Era Navy.
So I peeked. Just a peek. Doesn’t really count as watching, right? It was less than a minute. But it was timed just right to see two different stories that Tucker Carlson was covering tonight. As I stepped in to Tucker’s weird universe he was finishing an interview about . . . wait for it . . . Bloomberg’s possible Presidential campaign.
But he wrapped that up and quickly rolled to a tease for what was coming after the already unrolling commercial break. The next segment was going to be about . . . wait for it . . . Sean Spicer’s run on Dancing With the Stars.
Take the wheel, Jesus.