SekritLife2: Chapter 7 — Warming Up! — An Instructable Guide Fer Youse to Read To Yer Humon.
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When youse cold, use all means to convey that information to yer humon.
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If yer humon is a slacker and takes the shortest way to providing heat, make shur they unnerstans da consekwences.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
When small drizzles ob ice and mist falls on us, we all have a small excuse to feel concern.
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When it’s furrightful outside, and youse feeling no purrs, let her humon know they’s doin’ it rong!
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Some cold nights can gib youse da strange dreemz. Youse just hang in dere and keep a Dreem Jornal!
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When one’s cold, any warm space is open fer utilization. Doan let anyone tell youse otherwise!
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When da outdoors has the fluffies and freezies, mayke shur, yu setz all da rulez!
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Some will wanna still go out in da fluffy, and they’s entitled to warm clothing ob their choice!
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The heater is your personal sunshine outlet on dark, dingy and cold days.
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When it’z cold outside, forming ginormous stacking cuddle piles iz expected and encouraged!
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On cold dayz, one may pass da time in playing charades wif frends and family.
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On cold days, it helps to surround yerself wif layers and hibernate!
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Cold dayz requires egstra care fer da pawz and feetzes, nose and ear tips. Mayke shur yer humon complies!
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Family members mayke shur eberyone iz kept warm and comfortable!
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And now, lets shake off da cold and dance!
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