In late breaking development last night, this fearless liberal unknowingly sat down next to an undercover Quackpot. There I was, trying to watch the Steelers and eat a full rack of baby backs when my entire geopolitical world was torn asunder. I believe I started it for once.
Among the more qooky and quirky utterances that made me spit beer through my nose and laugh right in his face were-
The Confederacy was fighting for freedom and states rights. By that point I had to pee. I asked him to explain to me how 11 of the 13 declarations of cessation specifically mentioned slavery and yet they were the ones fighting for freedom when I got back. I never got an answer.
Putin and tRump are bravely fighting the forces of darkness by over turning the Rothchild international cabal of banking. He had no problem with Agent 45 working with Russia to undermine the E.U., NATO, US alliance. To him, Putin is a bigger force for good than any Democrat. Invading the Ukraine and occupying Crimea is the right thing to do. Wow.
Neocons are really liberal and worked to establish a new world order to change the planet to an evil version of Paradise. This came up because I said something to the effect that when John Bolton is ready to testify against tRump for being a lousy president, things must be worse than we know.
Most of the time we had the attention of every staff member of the restaurant. I think they might have been concerned that it would get ugly. I don’t know why they would think that when one of the individuals involved had tears of laughter running down his face. I suggested we start our own radio program where I will bring out a historical fact and he can roll it up in a quilt of quibbling quacksalvery and throw it in the east river.
Every time I pinned him on a point, he would say that I was bullying and interrupting him. And he was right. I don’t suffer fools too gladly these days. I wasn’t about to let him waste oxygen talking about ridiculous shit that a 6th grader could disprove. I knew there was nothing I could say to change his mind about his beliefs about Alex Jones being a victim of the U.S. governments plan to take away everybody’s gun, but I sure had fun showing him that Rush Limbaugh isn’t the only one who can dominate a conversation.