Another day, another heapin’ helpin’ plateful of scorn for The Conspiracy-Theorist-in-Chief and his henchweasels. After choking it down, please head on over to today’s Good News Roundup.
I’ve been watching the hearings damn near gavel to gavel so far. One thing is clear, the people (and I use that word loosely) defending the president are living in a place where in order to reach a predefined conclusion, any pattern of actual facts is immaterial. Devin Nunes, Jim Jordan, Mike Conaway, Mike Turner, Brad Wenstrup, Chris Stewart, Rick Crawford and Elise Stefanik are a stain on the United States House of Representatives (Hurd gets a pass for now as he just asked questions and didn’t posture like a drunken peacock trying to impress a buzzard). Since the White House is blocking other fact witnesses from testifying, we must rely on the words of those who have appeared. And what they have unanimously agreed on is: tRump did it. Or we could listen to tRump, Mulvaney and Guiliani who have also publicly stated: tRump did it.
Gym Jordan
I Guess Republicans only grow spines when they leave office
Jordan was a terrorist as a legislator going back to his days in the Ohio House and Senate … A terrorist. A legislative terrorist. — John Boehner, former Republican Speaker of the House
Fuck Jordan. Fuck Chaffetz. They’re both assholes. — John Boehner, former Republican Speaker of the House
Elise Stefanik
Stefanik’s twitter feed is full of these. Her opponent Tedra Cobb, had raised over $1,000,000 over the weekend to kick her out. Stefanik is vying to make the old, white smarmy, lying male shitweasels that make up most of her party look cuddly.
Ok, that’s enough talk about Kool-aid addicted delusional fools for one day. Let’s go back to the sane time, before the cray-cray got all orange.
This morning karij carried the Good News Torch. Go check it out.