We’ve all heard the old adage: If it walks like a tRump; if it lies like a tRump; if it assaults women like a tRump; if it encourages war criminals like a tRump; it must be an existential threat to the planet. We have lots of names for him from the Orange Judas to tRumplethinskin to the Mango Mussolini to … you get the idea. But what do other people call him? I thought it would be informative to take a look.
- His father called him a mistake.
- His wife calls him as little as possible.
- Crooked politicians call him brother.
- His daughter calls him Honey.
- Racists call him a very fine person.
- Former cabinet members call him a fucking moron.
- Historians call him the worst president ever.
- Cats call him litter box filler.
- Prosperity faux Christian ministers call him “The Chosen.”
- Clueless idiots call him their savior.
- Really rich people call him their savior.
- His former lawyer calls him a conman.
- Republican Senators call him wonderful in public. In private they call him a millstone.
- Venomous ticks call him Poppa.
- His doctor calls him an excellent specimen.
- His mirror calls him fat.
- Women call him creepy.
- Men call him crooked.
- War criminals call him all the time.
- Generals call him a traitor.
- The media (except for the New York Times) calls him a liar (some of the time).
- Dictator call him a dotard.
- Putin calls him “my liddle’ puppet.”
- Just over half the country calls him impeachment fodder.
From my point of view, if you were the pus seeping out of an abscess on chancre sore on a pimple on a hemarrhoid, you still wouldn’t be as unwelcome as tRump.
GNR(U) Presents: Snark O’ the Day is changing its name to Throwing Some Evening Shade. I hope you like the change. Sorry about being late today. I took a nap this afternoon that ran a bit long and only started writing this about a half an hour ago (seven minutes before it was supposed to post). Apologies if it reads a bit rushed.
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