Pursuant to recent changes in my status as a US Citizen, and given my new status as a Citizen of International Jewry, I have decided to take the following actions:
1) I will be staying in my bathtub for the foreseeable future.
2) Because I am surrounded by water, all such areas are considered my national waters up to and including everything within the 200 mile territorial limits as defined by the UN.
3) I hereby declare my nation to be exempt from US tax code.
4) I hereby declare that there shall be no extradition agreements or treaties between my nation and the US.’
5) I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!
ADDENDA: I will be attending the various UN and International Councils to represent my nation. I demand diplomatic immunity, ambassador level status and treatment, and recognition under US and International Law as a sovereign nation. I reserve the right to national security and national self-defense, and will be making treaties to that end with other nations so inclined. I will start, of course, with my relatives on facebook. Any other newly recognized sovereign nations are welcome to join me. Private messages on this forum will be treated as secure diplomatic communiques.