WARNING: NSFW. The Internet hates Devin Nunes and loves the "cow" he sued, @DevinCow, yes? But I had no idea how NSFW much. These parody Twitter accounts and hashtags, revealed by searches on "Devin" and "Nunes", tell the story in their own words. Twitter helpfully suggested Whom to Follow several times.
First, from our own Angela Marx.
DEVIN COW COLLECTION
Mugs, t-shirts, wine glasses…
20% of the proceeds from the sale of all items in this collection will be donated to the Cow's defense fund.
Devin Nunes is suing two of his constituents, @DevinCow and @NunesAlt, and we think that's a load of manure.
I present these with examples, but without comments from me. They snark for themselves. But you can have at them below.
Feel free to use as much of this information as you like to throw shade at Nunes and other Rs elsewhere.
Don't anybody think that this is all of them. I am still finding more. If you know of others, please tell us in a comment.
All of this illustrates the
Not really a parody account, more of an information service?
How Barbra Streisand Inspired the “Streisand Effect”
It’s common sense: If you make a big deal over something, it’s going to attract attention. And if you’re an international superstar, like, say, Barbra Streisand, the tantrum is going to draw even more attention.
Hence, the Streisand Effect, which, according to The Economist, occurs when “efforts to suppress a juicy piece of online information can backfire and end up making things worse for the would-be censor.” See also: Beyonce Hulking Out Super Bowl Fiasco.
Hence Devin Nunes' Cow, of which much more below.
Real Devin Nunes
Self-parody.
RTs do not equal endorsement. This is my personal Twitter account. If you have questions about my official activities please visit my website.
Washington, DC
nunes.house.gov
I know! I know! @DevinNunesMarsRover!
Snark Devin Nunes
The names Devin Nunes Snark and Devin Nunes Boojum (H/T Lewis Carroll, The Hunting of the Snark) are still available, along with many variations.
But, oh, beamish nephew
Beware of the day
If your snark be a boojum, for then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again.
Animals
devin nunes’ cow’s mom
Supporting my baby and dropping the occasional straw in Devin’s garden and cow pie in the trunk of his BMW.
Moo! I am a literal cow using Twitter. Or am I the concept of the sound a cow makes plus the concept of a mother?
Devin Nunes cow’s calf
Devin Nunes chokes me regularly. He strangles me like I owe him money.
Me- living in a Nunes barn.. for a time playing in a yard
DevinNunes'Dog
Loyal dog to a loyal dog.
No tweets.
Devin's Dog
Actually the cat. You think that soulless b*m has a dog?
is parody, in case it wasn't obvi.
I am the official Pug of Congressman Devin Nunes. Don’t mess with me, him, his mom, or his cow because you will be SUED! Follow and I’ll follow back
D. Nunes' Pussy
I am D. Nunes' cat, Tweetz. Not a parody; you're the parody. Take me seriously. I am the seriousest. Also, I like to polka. #bebutter #NunesCow
I’m a wee wee wee little thing, I stay hidden but I hear EVERYTHING. #moovement
I overhear everything Devin says and repeat it. Parody Account. Definitely not Devin Nunes' Parrot.
People
Not-so-proud alt-mom of failed Uber passenger and congressional piñata, Devin Nunes. (Yes, it's parody)
DevinNunesGrandma
Devin loves gardening, tin foil hats , and drinking wine. He despises free speech, but I think it is awesome.
Proud Portuguese Grandma
Devin Nunez' Dad
Devin Nunes' Dad Anthony, parody, defending America from liberal hate and low IQ individuals.
Devin, I am your father! Search your feelingsl You know it to be true! (It's not, it's a parody, but the real question is can Devin tell the difference?)
OMG! I'm vegan. OMG! LOL I mean... I don't eat cows. Never! Ewww Come on, you guys! Let's have fun!Like... My brother works in Washington. #Gucci
I have a younger brother named Devin. He's not very clever and neither am I. I'm depending on followers to make this fun! I like cows.
Devin Nunes' Drunk Uncle
11 times divorced, got two dogs and a truck. Dumb as shit. Love beer, Fox News, and Trump. #BeButter #MooToo Parody
I might be a bastard, but my dad is a traitorous bastard.
Devin Nunes' Lawyer
My client, @DevinNunes, is currently not available for questions. Everything treason related will be answered by my office.
I'm actually a psychiatrist, but Devon's head is up his butt, so..new specialty.
A regular Flo Nightingale dedicated to repairing the self esteem of devinnunes with enemas and a big dose of antipsychotics!
Fellow Kid
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Devin Nunes’ First Grade Teacher 3 Times
Probably in my pajamas. Opinions my own and always right. #NeverTrump
I am Devin Nunes Undocumented Farm Worker & I let all the animals loose. Can’t sue me cause I’m illegal! #bebutter parody #moospiracy
Body Parts
I'm a lost spine, just trying to make my way back to my owner — @DevinNunes
This is a parody account, not affiliated with Devin Nunes in any way.
Free at last
Not even microscopes can find me. This is a parody account. DUH!
Chucked but undead, pissed at and pissed off. Anatomical head of #TheMOOvement. Curated by @NotQuiteGenie, from across that other pond. P-A-R-O-D-Y.
A cry for help from within Devin's skull
I am Devin Nunes’ Nose. I go through some crazy crap day by day…
Devin Nunes Right Leg. Living my best leg life. Parody of course bc legs can't speak. I also rank tweets on a 0-5 Kick Scale of Stupidity.
This account is our story of perseverance and overcoming the libs
Devin Nunes Big toe
Parody account of Nunes big toe because come on toes can't type can they?
Buried under Devin's old girlie mags and childhood dreams. I am so awesome that I like my own tweets cuz self esteem brah!
I am the official mouthpiece
Devin Nunes' Penis
Hi! I am Devin Nunes' penis. I may be small, soft, and attached to Devin Nunes, but give this parody a chance! Wait, you really thought a penis could tweet?
Devin's cock
Here on the dairy farm with my animal buddies and one treasonous d-bag. Pick a little talk a little pick a little talk a little cheep cheep cheep TALK A LOT.
Devin Nunes Balls
[no description]
I am Devin Nunes Ball Sack
NOT A PARODY ACCOUNTI really am his balless sac
Devin Nunes’ testicles, which have been missing for a very long time. Parody, not Devin’s actual balls, which are shriveled and lacking hair.
The Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Very Litigious Wee-wee
I'm lost. Devin tried to get rid of me but I escaped. Now I travel the world to spread the word that Devin hates his cock & decided he didn't need one.
@DevinNunesRagingHemorrhoid (Parody)
I live in Devin Nunes butt. If I call you, you’ve been butt dialed.
Devin Taint
Many people are saying I'm a taint and "part of the President's taint team".
Near Anus
Devin Nunes's Ass
asshole
I am smart,'cause I am an arse; and yes this account is a parody before you even ask!
Mind and Soul?
Are you talking about me...who is talking about me. Is it my cow? Trump told me I am good enough, smart enough and dog gone it people like me. Do they like me?
Yes, that's Al Franken as Stuart Smalley.
I’m currently having an existential crisis.
Nunes Soul
Retweets of things you should know. Another parody account because, well why not.
An empty void (but this parody account still sees more action than his actual sex life).
Ummm…Whatever
All right, people, this (along with the impeachment markup hearing) has gone on long enough. I'm getting a nap before this evening's festivities. This is my third Diary today. You can click through to the rest yourself. Put the really good tweets in comments.
Devin Nunes' barn. Official Barn account.
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Devin Nunes Cow's Spots
@DevinSpots
Always in the moo'd for a cow-boy
My favorite cake is chocolate moousse
I was born in an igloo in Alaska next door to Sarah Palin. She was an awful neighbor & she left skins of beaver, hamsters, owls & squirrels all over.
Devin Nunes Dad's Broken Condom
I'm Devin Nunes dad's broken condom and I'm here for the sole purpose of apologizing to the American people. I thought I was stronger. I am SO sorry! #VoteBlue
Devin Nunes' Lawsuits
We have studied 2,868,686 cow patties & they all look exactly like Devin Nunes. Coincidentally same number of votes Trump lost pop vote by.Protect
Devin Nunes’ Cow is my fwiend. He sure loves me.
Devin is my favorite cabin boy
The sights, the sounds, the smells. Oh, the tales I will tell …
Devin Nunes’ Rolling Meth Lab
Formerly of the Albuquerque, NM area
DevinNunesStool
Samples available! Enquire within…
I am always full of shit. If you think your diaper smells bad, you should smell mine. Parody account - don’t sue me!
Don’t believe Devin when he tells you that I’m just a harmless case of localized chicken pox.
Found Late, Not Placed
Aaaah, no! I thought I was done!
The official unofficial account for Devin Nunes' hurted feewings. In case you're slow, or Devin, this is a PARODY. Feewings can't really Twitter.
Melania entered the country on an Epstein Visa. Idiocy makes me faint. Satire brings me back. Real goat. #vetsresistsquadron
hi! I'm the lawsuit filed against Twitter by Devin Nunes.
Hi world. Bet you cant take a joke.
I categorically do not exist
Fan of Mr. Donald Trump and Mr. Sean Hannity. Commentary
Just another cow livin on the farm! (Parody) Backup:
Full of less shite than the rest of Devin. Parody of a parody of a human.I wanted to be @DevinNunesColon, but I'm a semi sentient chunk of anatomy.
Devin Nunes' Genitals
I live in the pants of Dirty Devin The Kremlin Gremlin. I am definitely totally real.
Came for the hashtag games, stayed for the political banter. Blocked by Cernovich, Bongino, Mollie Hemingway, Dana Loesch, Bill Mitchell
#DevinNunesMom totally denies any relation to this #DevinNunesCow, which strangely looks just like the worst freakin member of US House. Devin, this is parody.
lives on me*.
and
tend me.
has not visited in ages. *farms can't tweet, this is a parody account
How big do I have to be to sue my own mom and cow?
Devin Nunes’Wife’s Brother’s Hamster was Declawed
I‘m just a poor Hamster who was born in barrel of beer. My adoptive parents were poor,went to work in a Trump Casino, hit it rich; & I’m a political pundit.
I'm a bunch of grapes co-owned by Devin Nunes, waiting to be turned into wine to make $$ for investors who allegedly hire underage prostitutes and dig yachts.
Devin Nunes' Mad Cow is like a writing desk. Stark raving mad and probably a parody.
Just hangin’ out.(Of course it’s a parody account. Did you really have to ask?)
In a jar, somewhere in the Kremlin
FAKE MOOS!!!
Hi world. Bet you cant take a joke.
Devin “Tokyo Rose” Nunes is a Traitor