SekritWhirld1: Chapter 3 — How To Luv Yer Fur Tree
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Also, — PSA — important information from ASPCAa — Holiday Safety Tips regarding pet health and Christmas trees and plants.
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1) Sumtimes da bestest way to luv the Fur Tree is to sleep near it and keep it company through da long nights.
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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People.
2) First — one has to dream of the tree. To do that, one has to dress appropriately and comfortably!
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3) Then, one has to find helpers (friends!) who are willing to help transport Fur Tree to location where it can be loved.
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4) Once Fur Tree has been established in it’s new setting, let the luv begin by decorating it.
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5) Decorating the Fur Tree needs many advisers and helpers. Many! Invite as many helpers as you can!
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6) Once the Fur Tree is up, let all yer admiration and luv flow towards it with stories, songs, and laying under or near it!
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7) Often da luv that da Fur Tree evokes in us is very strong. Be careful in how you luvs da Tree.
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8) This is da season to take many picshurs wif da tree and send it to all yur friends!
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