Welcome to Woozle Wednesday, The Evening Edition! And It’s Punny!
Woozle Wednesday is that day of the week when the PWBP pooties get some time off and the woozles take over the major diary duties for the evening. Woozles may take center stage, but other critters (including kitties who really do like the limelight) will make an appearance from time to time.
Tonight is pun night. The good. The bad. The ugly. The really ugly. The groaners. Yes, dog puns are just pawful. Or pawsome.
That’s doggy puns, not dodgy puns. OK, I admit a few might be a little dodgy. I got behind again this week. I had my reasons — and they were partly woozle related, but you will have to wait until next week’s diary to find out that story (I promise it is worth the wait).
Anyway, here are some wonderfully awful or awfully wonderful animals puns for all to enjoy. Smiles, grins, chuckles, even LOL anticipated.
Groans will be considered approval of the punny offerings whether you intended approval or not. Why? Because we say so and because woozles are optimists. No matter what you say, we know you love our antics. Besides, English is our second language so please bare with us. (hehehe — see what we did there).
Respective species should grab a refreshing beverage and seeds, kibble, tuna, popcorn, or other snacks. But before we proceed to the punny entertainment beneath the fold, we have to pause with a brief message from the Management with the Peeps rulz:
- Do not “Troll” the Pootie Peeps Diaries. If you don’t like animal diaries, there’s no need to tell us about it. Just go find some other diary more to your liking.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly. So, no pie fights please.
- If you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
- There are some pics we never post: 1) snakes and creepy crawlies (some folks have phobias). 2) Any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals, even in jest, are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
- If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help.
- Links to the Community Needs List or other fundraising diaries are always welcome here. Just links with a short explanation, please, and not the entire fundraising request, per the management.
PWBPeeps posts two diaries a day for animal lovers: a daytime diary at 1:45 pm Eastern and a nightly open thread at 10 pm Eastern. We concoct silly stories, share photos, seek & give advice about pet health and behavior issues, support each other in times of sadness and stress, celebrate together when times are good, and on most days have an inordinate amount of fun.
You are welcome to join us! Be kind to one another, we’re all in this together.
This is an open thread. Hijinks ensue below the fold...
Pawsome Puns (Or, Please Bear With Us)
Well, I’ve heard it through the grapevine that some of you can’t take it anymore. So, the conversation is now open. : )